This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but if you think hard enough you may be able to apply one of these to your life. If you can't then just laugh because they are funny!
1.Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
11. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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That's damn funny! Sorry to hear about your (ex)husband, he sounds like a real turd. Why are you girls always attracted to the bad ones?
He wasn't always bad. He is a great man with a horrible problem.I try to live as humorously as possible...it makes life more entertaining!
Great guys don't have horrible problems of that particular nature. The best he could be is a decent guy with a selfish streak. And that is a very humorous list, it's the funniest thing I've read in months. That's the beauty of the internet, a wide selection of good jokes!
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