Once Again

Sorry, sorry sorry! I came down tonsillitis on the 26th. That was supposed to be the day of my birthday party. So let's do some mad recapping about the more interesting events that have taken place.

Went to the casino last Saturday with RG for the running of the Kentucky Derby. No sex, no talk of sex, just the two of us hanging out knowing that there would be no sex. Did nothing Saturday night.

Sunday...Hold on to your pants! I went to watch a friend of Harley's who plays in a band. PHENOMENAL!!!! The only thing Harley didn't tell me was that all of her other friends were going to be there too and they were all coming off a ride. I was the only one not in leather and boots. Needless to say I stuck out like a sore thumb. That actually worked in my favor since I didn't have an empty drink the whole time I was there. I left around around 7 and by the time I got home was totally out of my element. I puked and puked and puked and then I lost 2 hours. I remember my daughter asking me to open some candy for her and then realized that it was 9:30. WTF!?

The next day (Monday) I felt like shit. I went to work and then went tanning. Same amount of time I always go, no new bulbs, nothing. I come out FRIED! WTF!? Then it dawns on me. The antibiotic I was on for tonsillitis is one I have never been on before and it totally tore me apart. I did not have that much to drink on Sunday to have had that reaction and same with the tanning reaction.

I sent some texts to RG and all I got in response was his usual glim, unfeeling "don't care" attitude. Granted I should not have been sending the drunken texts I was but I was heavily under the influence of my meds. He still wants to be my date on the 10th for my sisters wedding.

I was a HUGE hit with Harley's friends and even found myself a little hottie. He lives in Milwaukee which is ok and are getting together the next time he is in town.

Tomorrow is Thursday and I have a date. Another blind internet date, but what the heck, the last one was decent.

I will try to update again sooner because I still have to recap about my conversation with Home Wrecker. She sent me a text message so I called her worthless, home-wrecking ass. Maybe after my date tomorrow I can report on both of those.

Birthday Booty

RG came through for me. He arrived and we shared a bottle of wine and talked for 2 hours. He asked about the 3 horse racing Saturdays coming up and I mentioned Dubuque to meet MG and he was cool with that. I was joking that I couldn't find a date for my sisters wedding because no one was willing to put out. He pulled out his schedule and asked what time I wanted him. He was busy until 5 but would gladly be my date if I told him what time. WTF? I clarified and said I didn't want a "date" for the reception dinner I just wanted someone to come later and dance and drink then go to the bar. He said that he didn't care what time I wanted him he would be there to drink and party and go out with afterward and then would take me home and take advantage of me.

We talked about Opening Day and I mentioned that MG was having a Tailgate June 22. He said that since it was a Sunday he wanted to go with me and would just take Monday off. I informed him that we would have to go up on Saturday night and he said fine. WTF?

I found a plumber to come and do some work on the side. I just need my bathroom sink put back together after a remodel gone awry. I have to wait a little longer til his girlfriend is no longer in the picture then I can trade services. RG said he would look at it because it didn't sound like it would be that hard to fix. WTF?

He is working out at a new place for a 10 week body sculpt and said that if he got another free pass he would give it to me. He said that for his birthday this year (which is on New Years) he is going to leave town and said I should go. WTF?

He doesn't want a relationship with me but he doesn't want to be without me either. At this point I want him in my life. My social calendar is filling up with dates so we will see if something else comes along. I will give him the option if I decide there is someone of interest, but 5 of the next 6 Saturdays he is with me.

Birthday Blogging

My parents took my daughter last night for a few hours and when my mom dropped her off she didn't say more than 5 words to me. This morning she wrote me a text asking to take my daughter to a pet expo this weekend. No Happy Birthday no nothing. I opened the card my parents had gotten me and instead of the usual "Daughter" card I had a generic, cheap card without even a "Mom and Dad" signature at the bottom. I am tempted to send back the check in little pieces. FUCK HER!

On the way to the sitters house I heard MD singing. I turned the radio off and realized she was singing "Happy Birthday" to me.That made my whole day...or so I thought.

When I got to work I was in a different room today so I didn't even get to have my students on my birthday. That was a bummer!When class was over I went to our room to get my things and when I opened my drawer was a whole stack of cards that the kids had made me!

Being that is my birthday and I gave RG a present on his I dropped him a text that said "Any chance of you returning the bday present I gave to you tonight?" The response I got was "Absolutely!" Birthday sex for me!!!!!!! He then asked if we were still on for May 3rd. That is the big first BIG horse race this year that we bet on. Hell yeah! I am there! I am hoping we can go to Dubuque and meet up with MG depending on her work schedule.

I know I said I was done with the FWB but it's my birthday and I am not going to get am amateur for this night.

My date from Tuesday texted me as soon as we left the bar and said he would call after his softball game. I never heard from him. Still haven't. WTF?

My party is Saturday night at Spy Bar in Marion, Iowa for any that want to attend!

First Date

So I went out with Match.com #1. VERY CUTE! Very polite and I had a nice time. We just met up at my bar ad played a couple rounds of Big Buck Hunter. He had 2 softball games tonight so it was short and low key. Perfect when you are meeting someone for the first time in case things don't click. There was so initial, "I want to rip your clothes off and fuck you" vibe but I would definitely go out again.

I am trying to set up a date with Match.com #2. He was actually my first choice for tonight but that didn't happen. That guy has some potential for the, "I want to rip your clothes off and fuck you" vibe.

With my birthday party on Saturday I would hope someone would give me a "memorable" present!

All Alone And Bored

So it is a Saturday night and here I sit. My date with friends punked out. My hottie from online the other night was having an IM conversation with me and diasappeared. MOF has to work all the time so we still haven't tested the FWB thing. I am down 3 more pounds for a total of 13 pounds. I look great, feel better and I can't get laid! The only one paying me any attention lately is WOS and that is attention I don't want. I don't answer his calls or respond to his texts (unless it was an accident like the other night.)

I did figure out the "the island" means court. Our courthouse is in the middle of a bridge so it is referred to as the issland. That's fine with us...my lawyer and I want to go to court. We want to be done with this. He doesn't have balls enough to take me to court.

HW showed up at Harley's house the other night bawling her eyes out. Harley wasn't home. WOS told HW that him and Harley were fucking and she believed him. Now the homewrecking whore knows how it feels. I am half tempted to call HW and tell her that everything WOS comes over to see his daughter he fucks me and tells me that he loves me and will go to a rehab center if we can work things out. That would cause way too much drama in their household. Better theirs than mine! HAHAHAHAHA

Against My Better Judgement

Not that I needed an ego boost, (well maybe I did) but againsy my better judgement I signed up for Match.com and I posted my picture. Within 5 minutes of posting it I had 15 "winks." I think winks are for pansies and I don't respond to those. Have some balls and if it's something you think you want go after it. After some serious, and I mean hours, of pouring over profiles I found 4 that were the most intriguing. I sent 4 emails. I have heard back from 2. Not too bad since I can't juggle men anyway.

I am not naive to this, I have done it before with MG when I lived in Milwaukee. Make sure and ask her about her experience. I think she totally got her money's worth and Match got ripped off in the process.

Both of these guys sound like resonable people who I could go out with and have a fabulous time. Now comes trying to arrange that since my "glorified babysitter" (my mom) is out of the picture and since gas just jumped $.20 today to $3.45 I can't afford a sitter and go go pick them up and drop them off. I am supposed to have a date on Saturday with a co-worker of my friends. There are 4 of us going out for dinner so it will be a casual, low key night. My social calendar is beginning to fill up and I really kind of like that.

On the WOS front...He called my lawyer on Monday and left her a message that I had taken my daughter out of state. It is in our agreement that she doesn't leave the state without prior consent. Unless the mighty Mississippi jumped it's banks and headed west, the last time I checked Dubuque was still in Iowa. Get a fucking map of Iowa you ignorant fuck! He has been sending me and Harley copies of every text message I have ever sent him. WTF?! He called Harley and told her he was going to call his sister and have her tell me that WOS and Harley fucked. I told her to text back that she fucked me too. We are waiting for a response.

He just sent me a text that says," This is me. See you in the island." WTF?! He must be on some serious drugs today!

I will keep you informed of the Match/date situation. This could end up being a decent week!

Help Me!

So here it is. My plea for help. I have posted this on my Facebook also but if anyone is willing to assist, cut and paste this to their site or send as an email to their friends and help me I would appreciate it greatly. I am working in the special education department of a school. I have a 3 year old daughter and I am fighting very hard to make ends meet and provide for her. My soon to be ex-husband has a HUGE cocaine addiction. He will not sign the divorce papers because he thinks he should have my daughter 50% of the time. As A mom I would die before I let harm come to her. I am afraid that we would end up being one of those stories you hear about with the pyscho ex killing his ex-wife, daughter and himself. My lawyer bills are around $4000. I am asking for any assistance I can get. If anyone is willing to donate $1, $5, whatever to help with the lawyer fees I would forever be in your debt and would never forget your kindness. Donations can be made directly to my attorney.

Checks should be made to: Crystal Usher
c/o Gallagher Dissolution
100 1st St. SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

Or call 319-364-0124.

This is not me. I am not one to ask strangers for help but for those of you who have read from the beginning you know this is not a sham and that I really would do anything to protect my daughter. I could never repay your kindness but if any of your friends, family or yourself were ever in my situation I would do whatever I could to help. Thanks blogger community.

Huge Blowup

So I guess my parents have known for awhile about WOS's son. My mom, today, brought it up, broke down in tears and basically told me to get out of her house because I was lying to her face. She has this idea that everyone knows but them and they thought I should have told them as soon as I found out. I said "I'm sorry I was trying to deal with it myself first and I was waiting for the blood test before I got everyone riled up over nothing." WTF! I am so ready to be out of this mess! I want nothing more than to move out of here like was my original plan when I first moved back here. While I respect the fact that you care, I am perfectly capabale of handling more than you think. My sister added her 2 cents worth and I said that this was nothing I was going to lose sleep over. Mom told my sister that they don't care what WOS does they were worried about me and thought that I would tell them. I know they are there for me if I need them but I was doing fine with this and would have told them in my onw time.

WOS keeps blowing up my phone today and I seriously can't take anymore of him. RG pissed/blew me off so won't be hitting that booty call up anymore. I can hear you loud and clear. You don't have to tell me twice.

WTF is wrong with the people in my life?

I Know, I Know

So I have no excuse for my absenteeism. I just got busy and I was trying to recover from Milwaukee. I swear my liver was trying to relocate to someone elses body.

Unfortunately I have NOTHING to give. No sex, no scandal, no drama.

I made the mistake of calling back a number today that I didn't recognize. I thought it was a girl...it was WOS. Oh was he pissed. Unfortunately that was on my way to work and my heart rate increased threefold. Iowa passed a law that you can not smoke on public grounds. It goes into effect July 1. I am out of cigs anyway and since the second half of the weight loss challenge has started I am determined to win this one. Even after my binge in MKE I only put on half a pound. I started this challenge half a pound heavier than I ended the last one. I will take that.

I thought this posted the other day but then I remembered I shut everything down when the tornado sirens went off.

Opening Day Recap

So I get into Milwaukee on Thursday night and meet up with MG and her BF. My parnets taught me that if you can't say anything nice then don'y say anything at all. I have never followed that 100% of the time. MG informed me that we were staying at her BF's house I really didn't want to say something on the first night then not have a place to stay. So what do I do to keep from speaking my peace? I get drunk. Good and drunk. We are talking at least a 9 pack of Lite and 11 cherry bombs drunk. I must say that it was a sight to behold. At least all of us were that drunk.

Unfortunately the puker would be MG the next morning. We have to be to McGillicuddy's at 9:00am to meet the rest of MG's friends and get on the bus for Miller Park. I must say that I was still so intoxicated from the night before that alcohol did not sound appealling. 8:56am there I am with a Malibu/Cranberry followed by a bottle of Lite. The bus trip consisted of Jell-O shots which started to make me feel a little queazy. MG started talking to some hotties on the way up. One of them was totally fuckable! Unfortunately they didn't stop to hang around very long and since I was so hung over I didn't put myself out there like I normally do so there was no Miller Park hookup for me. At least I looked good.

There is nothing more annoying t me than annoying drunk people when I am completely sober. MG's BF was that annoying drunk. Until he sat down on a seat at Gill's after the game and crashed. He passed out in the cab on the way home and stayed that way for the rest of the night.

I am tired so I will finish the recap tomorrow.
WOS called me all weekend. I told him I had a funeral.