Friday, May 23, 2008

Recent News

I have not been around so I can't even remember where I left off.

Kickball is on June 21. RG and MOF said they wanted spots so I sent a text to give them the heads up I needed to know if they were in or out asap because we have a waiting list to play on our team. Wouldn't you know it? RG can't be bothered to respond that he wasn't coming with me to the wedding but he responded within 30 seconds that he was in for kickball. No apology no nothing just, "I'm in." I told him he owed my sister $7 and he wrote back banter for her and beating him at BIG BUCK HUNTER. I said "tell her" and forwarded her number. I will be civil but I wasn't going to play whatever game he was.

I have not got the date lined up that I want yet. It is hard when there is substantial drive time involved.

I have not been horny at all. Could be from the types of people I have chosen to be FWB's. Glad I did it but I am glad they are both over.

I have been interviewing for new jobs and have a couple great prospects.

I have to keep reminding myself that boring can be good.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I Should Have Known

I should have that eventually things between RG and me would fizzle out. I did not think it would be our friendship just the sex. I thought it would be because I had feelings so we would just go back to the way things were. I never thought that he
would, after 12 years of being friends, treat me the same way he does any other bar whore he takes home.

I didn't want a date for my sisters wedding. He volunteered...twice. I thought that the day might be emotionally hard for me so it might be nice to have a friend there for moral support. Not a date but someone that would not think I was an idiot if I broke down in tears for a brief period. I told him he could go and when he asked what time I wanted him I said 8.

Text chat on Sunday I asked if he was still up for the 10th and he said yes he was. I left a couple of texts through out the week because with his crazy schedule that is the best way to contact him. No message came back saying that he wasn't coming or anything like so I told him I would bring his glass and sunglass case and would see him after 8. That fucker, who has been there for me through everything the last 12 years, no called and no showed on me.If it had been anyone else it would have been as bad as what he did. I could have had 4 other dates, but #1 I didn't want a date and #2 my friend said he was going.

I will honestly say that it would not have mattered if we had been having sex or not. This is a deal breaker on a friendship level. You don't do that to a friend. Much less it is almost a week later and I still don't have an apology or an explanation. Fuck you RG, fuck you.

The Date

The date on Thursday went well. He said that he was looking to move out of here and go somewhere else. That right there put a kabash on any romantic relationship. Just what I want...start dating a man who decides it's time to move half way across the country. I must say that I have been very lucky on the last 2 internet dates I have gone on. Both gentleman were very nice and had posted recent pictures so they were not misrepresenting themselves. Refreshing to see that after my dating encounters 7 years ago.No romantic connections which must be why I haven't heard from either of them again but I still have one more yet to get set up. I am hoping for Saturday.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Home-Wreckers Cause

So when HW text me her message read "If you need help destroying WOS just let me know, I'll help." Imagine my surprise! I thought it might be WOS playing a trick on me so I would call him so I wrote a message back asking who it was. "HW" was the answer. I called Harley to see if she would double check for sure but she was on a conference call and couldn't answer. She wrote me a text that said, "It's her. Call her." So I did.

Come to find out WOS had taken her van when he was supposed to pick up the kids from school and her from work and "rented" it out to 3 thug drug dealers from Chicago. This is not the first time. This was the reason she called me a year and a half ago because he had done the same thing but she didn't see her van for 5 days then. She also said that she was moving so he was supposed to be at home helping clean. He helped her clean...all the electronics to the pawn shop! She reported it to the police but I have yet to hear if they have done anything.

I got a few jabs in on her...(she is a HW after all so I had to make sure she got some harrassment from me for fucking my husband.) I told her that even though she didn't have the decency to tell me the truth when I asked her point blank, I on the other hand did have enough class to tell her. I told her that everytime WOS comes over to see his daughter we fuck and he tells me how much he loves and loves our duaghter and would do anything to get his family back. (Total BS by the way!) She said that she knows he loves me and told him that if there was a chance he needed to try and work it out. I told her I have way to much class to take back a dirty, piece of shit.

So anyway we will see what transpires as the court date draws near.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Once Again

Sorry, sorry sorry! I came down tonsillitis on the 26th. That was supposed to be the day of my birthday party. So let's do some mad recapping about the more interesting events that have taken place.

Went to the casino last Saturday with RG for the running of the Kentucky Derby. No sex, no talk of sex, just the two of us hanging out knowing that there would be no sex. Did nothing Saturday night.

Sunday...Hold on to your pants! I went to watch a friend of Harley's who plays in a band. PHENOMENAL!!!! The only thing Harley didn't tell me was that all of her other friends were going to be there too and they were all coming off a ride. I was the only one not in leather and boots. Needless to say I stuck out like a sore thumb. That actually worked in my favor since I didn't have an empty drink the whole time I was there. I left around around 7 and by the time I got home was totally out of my element. I puked and puked and puked and then I lost 2 hours. I remember my daughter asking me to open some candy for her and then realized that it was 9:30. WTF!?

The next day (Monday) I felt like shit. I went to work and then went tanning. Same amount of time I always go, no new bulbs, nothing. I come out FRIED! WTF!? Then it dawns on me. The antibiotic I was on for tonsillitis is one I have never been on before and it totally tore me apart. I did not have that much to drink on Sunday to have had that reaction and same with the tanning reaction.

I sent some texts to RG and all I got in response was his usual glim, unfeeling "don't care" attitude. Granted I should not have been sending the drunken texts I was but I was heavily under the influence of my meds. He still wants to be my date on the 10th for my sisters wedding.

I was a HUGE hit with Harley's friends and even found myself a little hottie. He lives in Milwaukee which is ok and are getting together the next time he is in town.

Tomorrow is Thursday and I have a date. Another blind internet date, but what the heck, the last one was decent.

I will try to update again sooner because I still have to recap about my conversation with Home Wrecker. She sent me a text message so I called her worthless, home-wrecking ass. Maybe after my date tomorrow I can report on both of those.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Birthday Booty

RG came through for me. He arrived and we shared a bottle of wine and talked for 2 hours. He asked about the 3 horse racing Saturdays coming up and I mentioned Dubuque to meet MG and he was cool with that. I was joking that I couldn't find a date for my sisters wedding because no one was willing to put out. He pulled out his schedule and asked what time I wanted him. He was busy until 5 but would gladly be my date if I told him what time. WTF? I clarified and said I didn't want a "date" for the reception dinner I just wanted someone to come later and dance and drink then go to the bar. He said that he didn't care what time I wanted him he would be there to drink and party and go out with afterward and then would take me home and take advantage of me.

We talked about Opening Day and I mentioned that MG was having a Tailgate June 22. He said that since it was a Sunday he wanted to go with me and would just take Monday off. I informed him that we would have to go up on Saturday night and he said fine. WTF?

I found a plumber to come and do some work on the side. I just need my bathroom sink put back together after a remodel gone awry. I have to wait a little longer til his girlfriend is no longer in the picture then I can trade services. RG said he would look at it because it didn't sound like it would be that hard to fix. WTF?

He is working out at a new place for a 10 week body sculpt and said that if he got another free pass he would give it to me. He said that for his birthday this year (which is on New Years) he is going to leave town and said I should go. WTF?

He doesn't want a relationship with me but he doesn't want to be without me either. At this point I want him in my life. My social calendar is filling up with dates so we will see if something else comes along. I will give him the option if I decide there is someone of interest, but 5 of the next 6 Saturdays he is with me.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Birthday Blogging

My parents took my daughter last night for a few hours and when my mom dropped her off she didn't say more than 5 words to me. This morning she wrote me a text asking to take my daughter to a pet expo this weekend. No Happy Birthday no nothing. I opened the card my parents had gotten me and instead of the usual "Daughter" card I had a generic, cheap card without even a "Mom and Dad" signature at the bottom. I am tempted to send back the check in little pieces. FUCK HER!

On the way to the sitters house I heard MD singing. I turned the radio off and realized she was singing "Happy Birthday" to me.That made my whole day...or so I thought.

When I got to work I was in a different room today so I didn't even get to have my students on my birthday. That was a bummer!When class was over I went to our room to get my things and when I opened my drawer was a whole stack of cards that the kids had made me!

Being that is my birthday and I gave RG a present on his I dropped him a text that said "Any chance of you returning the bday present I gave to you tonight?" The response I got was "Absolutely!" Birthday sex for me!!!!!!! He then asked if we were still on for May 3rd. That is the big first BIG horse race this year that we bet on. Hell yeah! I am there! I am hoping we can go to Dubuque and meet up with MG depending on her work schedule.

I know I said I was done with the FWB but it's my birthday and I am not going to get am amateur for this night.

My date from Tuesday texted me as soon as we left the bar and said he would call after his softball game. I never heard from him. Still haven't. WTF?

My party is Saturday night at Spy Bar in Marion, Iowa for any that want to attend!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

First Date

So I went out with Match.com #1. VERY CUTE! Very polite and I had a nice time. We just met up at my bar ad played a couple rounds of Big Buck Hunter. He had 2 softball games tonight so it was short and low key. Perfect when you are meeting someone for the first time in case things don't click. There was so initial, "I want to rip your clothes off and fuck you" vibe but I would definitely go out again.

I am trying to set up a date with Match.com #2. He was actually my first choice for tonight but that didn't happen. That guy has some potential for the, "I want to rip your clothes off and fuck you" vibe.

With my birthday party on Saturday I would hope someone would give me a "memorable" present!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

All Alone And Bored

So it is a Saturday night and here I sit. My date with friends punked out. My hottie from online the other night was having an IM conversation with me and diasappeared. MOF has to work all the time so we still haven't tested the FWB thing. I am down 3 more pounds for a total of 13 pounds. I look great, feel better and I can't get laid! The only one paying me any attention lately is WOS and that is attention I don't want. I don't answer his calls or respond to his texts (unless it was an accident like the other night.)

I did figure out the "the island" means court. Our courthouse is in the middle of a bridge so it is referred to as the issland. That's fine with us...my lawyer and I want to go to court. We want to be done with this. He doesn't have balls enough to take me to court.

HW showed up at Harley's house the other night bawling her eyes out. Harley wasn't home. WOS told HW that him and Harley were fucking and she believed him. Now the homewrecking whore knows how it feels. I am half tempted to call HW and tell her that everything WOS comes over to see his daughter he fucks me and tells me that he loves me and will go to a rehab center if we can work things out. That would cause way too much drama in their household. Better theirs than mine! HAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Against My Better Judgement

Not that I needed an ego boost, (well maybe I did) but againsy my better judgement I signed up for Match.com and I posted my picture. Within 5 minutes of posting it I had 15 "winks." I think winks are for pansies and I don't respond to those. Have some balls and if it's something you think you want go after it. After some serious, and I mean hours, of pouring over profiles I found 4 that were the most intriguing. I sent 4 emails. I have heard back from 2. Not too bad since I can't juggle men anyway.

I am not naive to this, I have done it before with MG when I lived in Milwaukee. Make sure and ask her about her experience. I think she totally got her money's worth and Match got ripped off in the process.

Both of these guys sound like resonable people who I could go out with and have a fabulous time. Now comes trying to arrange that since my "glorified babysitter" (my mom) is out of the picture and since gas just jumped $.20 today to $3.45 I can't afford a sitter and go go pick them up and drop them off. I am supposed to have a date on Saturday with a co-worker of my friends. There are 4 of us going out for dinner so it will be a casual, low key night. My social calendar is beginning to fill up and I really kind of like that.

On the WOS front...He called my lawyer on Monday and left her a message that I had taken my daughter out of state. It is in our agreement that she doesn't leave the state without prior consent. Unless the mighty Mississippi jumped it's banks and headed west, the last time I checked Dubuque was still in Iowa. Get a fucking map of Iowa you ignorant fuck! He has been sending me and Harley copies of every text message I have ever sent him. WTF?! He called Harley and told her he was going to call his sister and have her tell me that WOS and Harley fucked. I told her to text back that she fucked me too. We are waiting for a response.

He just sent me a text that says," This is me. See you in the island." WTF?! He must be on some serious drugs today!

I will keep you informed of the Match/date situation. This could end up being a decent week!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Help Me!

So here it is. My plea for help. I have posted this on my Facebook also but if anyone is willing to assist, cut and paste this to their site or send as an email to their friends and help me I would appreciate it greatly. I am working in the special education department of a school. I have a 3 year old daughter and I am fighting very hard to make ends meet and provide for her. My soon to be ex-husband has a HUGE cocaine addiction. He will not sign the divorce papers because he thinks he should have my daughter 50% of the time. As A mom I would die before I let harm come to her. I am afraid that we would end up being one of those stories you hear about with the pyscho ex killing his ex-wife, daughter and himself. My lawyer bills are around $4000. I am asking for any assistance I can get. If anyone is willing to donate $1, $5, whatever to help with the lawyer fees I would forever be in your debt and would never forget your kindness. Donations can be made directly to my attorney.

Checks should be made to: Crystal Usher
c/o Gallagher Dissolution
100 1st St. SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

Or call 319-364-0124.

This is not me. I am not one to ask strangers for help but for those of you who have read from the beginning you know this is not a sham and that I really would do anything to protect my daughter. I could never repay your kindness but if any of your friends, family or yourself were ever in my situation I would do whatever I could to help. Thanks blogger community.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Huge Blowup

So I guess my parents have known for awhile about WOS's son. My mom, today, brought it up, broke down in tears and basically told me to get out of her house because I was lying to her face. She has this idea that everyone knows but them and they thought I should have told them as soon as I found out. I said "I'm sorry I was trying to deal with it myself first and I was waiting for the blood test before I got everyone riled up over nothing." WTF! I am so ready to be out of this mess! I want nothing more than to move out of here like was my original plan when I first moved back here. While I respect the fact that you care, I am perfectly capabale of handling more than you think. My sister added her 2 cents worth and I said that this was nothing I was going to lose sleep over. Mom told my sister that they don't care what WOS does they were worried about me and thought that I would tell them. I know they are there for me if I need them but I was doing fine with this and would have told them in my onw time.

WOS keeps blowing up my phone today and I seriously can't take anymore of him. RG pissed/blew me off so won't be hitting that booty call up anymore. I can hear you loud and clear. You don't have to tell me twice.

WTF is wrong with the people in my life?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

I Know, I Know

So I have no excuse for my absenteeism. I just got busy and I was trying to recover from Milwaukee. I swear my liver was trying to relocate to someone elses body.

Unfortunately I have NOTHING to give. No sex, no scandal, no drama.

I made the mistake of calling back a number today that I didn't recognize. I thought it was a girl...it was WOS. Oh was he pissed. Unfortunately that was on my way to work and my heart rate increased threefold. Iowa passed a law that you can not smoke on public grounds. It goes into effect July 1. I am out of cigs anyway and since the second half of the weight loss challenge has started I am determined to win this one. Even after my binge in MKE I only put on half a pound. I started this challenge half a pound heavier than I ended the last one. I will take that.

I thought this posted the other day but then I remembered I shut everything down when the tornado sirens went off.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Opening Day Recap

So I get into Milwaukee on Thursday night and meet up with MG and her BF. My parnets taught me that if you can't say anything nice then don'y say anything at all. I have never followed that 100% of the time. MG informed me that we were staying at her BF's house I really didn't want to say something on the first night then not have a place to stay. So what do I do to keep from speaking my peace? I get drunk. Good and drunk. We are talking at least a 9 pack of Lite and 11 cherry bombs drunk. I must say that it was a sight to behold. At least all of us were that drunk.

Unfortunately the puker would be MG the next morning. We have to be to McGillicuddy's at 9:00am to meet the rest of MG's friends and get on the bus for Miller Park. I must say that I was still so intoxicated from the night before that alcohol did not sound appealling. 8:56am there I am with a Malibu/Cranberry followed by a bottle of Lite. The bus trip consisted of Jell-O shots which started to make me feel a little queazy. MG started talking to some hotties on the way up. One of them was totally fuckable! Unfortunately they didn't stop to hang around very long and since I was so hung over I didn't put myself out there like I normally do so there was no Miller Park hookup for me. At least I looked good.

There is nothing more annoying t me than annoying drunk people when I am completely sober. MG's BF was that annoying drunk. Until he sat down on a seat at Gill's after the game and crashed. He passed out in the cab on the way home and stayed that way for the rest of the night.

I am tired so I will finish the recap tomorrow.
WOS called me all weekend. I told him I had a funeral.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Desperately Needing Sex

If I don't get laid soon , as in now, I may just die! I don't think I am overly picky. I only have 2 criteria...
#1. I can't screw ugly and
#2. I can't screw anyone hotter than me.

That leaves a whole slew of people in the average to hot category that should be willing and able. I dropped RG a line to see if he was working. His response was, "No, I am getting ready to take a nap." It's 6:45pm and you are taking a nap? You are fired!

I swear if I can have just one night of multiple orgasms I won't whine and complain about not having sex for at least a week. (Maybe)(At least for a couple of days.)Just one night...is that too much to ask/wish/hope/pray/beg/dream for?

Sunday, March 30, 2008

In The Life Of A Soap Opera

Thank God this one is not mine so I can sit back and watch it happen. Take a sneak peak at the characters and the plot.

CW: Crack Whore
HW: Home Wrecker
WOS: Waste Of Space (my soon to be ex-husband)

Plot: A love triangle between CW, HW and WOS. (Isn't this getting interesting?!)

3:45am... A guy we will call Aaron calls Harley and asks if WOS is there. Aaron says that WOS told him that he stays there all thime time and that him and Harley messed around last Tuesday. Harley laughs and says she hasn't spoke to him in two weeks since he ripped her off. Aaron asks HArley if she is friends with WOS or HW. She says I am friends with Dayna. Harley thought the whole conversation was weird and couldn't figure out why Aaron would care where WOS was staying or if WOS and Harley had messed around. Until the next day...

HW calls Harley to say that WOS now has a broke phone because CW had called and told her that WOS had been with her the night before. HW hits WOS upside his head with his phone and it breaks. (If she didn't break his head then she didn't hit him hard enough.) Harley said, "What do you expect? He cheated on his wife with you, did you really think he wasn't going to cheat on you?" (Isn't karma a great thing?!) If he didn't change for a woman like Dayna what would make you think he would change for you?

Come to find out Aaron is CW's friend and he was calling Harley on a fishing expedition for her.

HW told Harley that his paycheck was gone in one day because he bought drugs and that his dad had given him money ($590) to pay his fines but he blew that on drugs.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

All It Takes Is A Twelve Pack...

of Double A's that is. I got new batteries and it made all the difference in the world. But still...

If you can't tell I am very frustrated! There are lots of things bothering me. My messy house, I want to go out and can't find a sitter, the fact I can't get laid. There is also a conversation that I had with a friend the other night that is not sitting right. I tried to find a quiet time to discuss it but the bar was very loud and we were always around other people.

The question that got asked was "How many other guys are you stringing along?" What?! Unfortunately I have no men in my life other than RG and MOF and MOF is really not even in my life, we just made out one time and I was fully clothed. I see him maybe 4 times a year...if he's lucky! I know what it is like to put yourself out there and not have feelings reciprocated. My husband, RG and a couple others before them. It sucks to have your heart hurt so if someone had the courage to tell me they had feelings for me I would be truly honored and would do whatever was in my power to keep our friendship, as well as them, as intact as possible. It is an honor to have someones' heart and affection and I try very hard not to take things like that for granted. I would never purposely string someone along if I knew they had feelings for me. That is mean and a rotten thing to do to another person.


I am trying hard to expand my circle of friends and get a wider range of people to date/hang with but at the present time there is no one trying to date me so I don't understand where that question arose from.

My friend T just called and has arranged a "date" for me with a friend of her husbands from work. It is going to be the 4 of us going out for dinner. Unfortunately that will be about 2 weeks away since I am in Milwaukee next weekend.

I think I am going to make a t-shirt to wear that says "Won't Someone Just Fuck Me?"


PLEASE!!!!!!!

And I Got Nothing

So I am very mad at myself for making the booty text. I am even more mad that I was passed out and didn't get the response until 8am. WTF! I am in my sexual prime and I can't get laid!! WTF! Seriously what does a hot chick have to do to get laid these days?!

The lead teacher in my room told me the other day that a fellow staff member had seen me on St. Patrick's Day. I asked if my shirt was on or off and since the staff member didn't say she assumed it was on. Thank God! Anyway the male staff member (who is married) remarked to her that he had seen me around the building but that on this particular day I looked smokin'. He told her that he was afraid to even say hi to me because I looked that good. She asked him what I could do differently because I keep saying WOS, with all of his issues, can get laid and I can't even get a date. The guy said that I was unapproachable. He said that even if I am the nicest person in the world that most men are not going to approach me because I am out of their league. WHAT!? No wonder ugly, fat chicks end up with the hot guy. While that whole conversation should have made me feel good, (and it did that someone thought I looked hot that day) it made me sad because there could be a fabulous person that I am supposed to meet and I am unapproachable because I'm hot. Give me something I can fix. I always thought of myself more of the girl next door with a little more class so this really threw me.

I went out last night. Call it a date, call it friends going out doesn't matter. I am a very forward person but I get damn sick and tired of having to make the first move all the time (RG,MOF) why can't a man just grab it and take it if he wants it? Nothing would leave me hotter and wetter than a man who just came up and grabbed me by the back of the neck or cupped my face and kissed me as if it is something he has always wanted to do. The way RG does it but after I initiate it.

What happens next...
After fun, and sometimes risque, banter all day I was horny. (Hence the booty call)I did not have time to take care myself prior to going out. Which meant I was still horny and then I began drinking. See the problem about to occur? So the person I was with makes a totally innocent (?) gesture and rubs in between my shoulders. I told him that felt amazing becuase after my workout yesterday I was sore. Then he says what about this as he reaches for the back of my neck and grabs me by the hair and pulls. UH-OH!! Then proceeds to tell me where his tongue and hands will go while still pulling my hair and stroking my bare arm. HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT! Holy shit it was HOT! I love dirty talk, turns me on immensely. I also love everthing that was being done to me and I easily could have forgotten where I was and just gone with it. Wow, it makes me horny again just thinking about it. My response...Check please! To which he laughed. I was not laughing! Sexual prime here remember! Horny all day and now with alcohol. Anyway, he drops me off, gives me a peck on my cheek and a hug and goes. I WANT SEX!!!

Hence the text to RG which went: "My date just dropped me off and I am horny as fuck! Any chance at porn sex or do I need to do it myself?" Pretty straight forward. I didn't wait for a response and just did it myself. (Note to self need new batteries) An hour later I had a response which simply asked if I was still up. That meant he was on his way. FUCK!.....or rather I didn't.

I am going to stop by and see Harley for a drink or three tonight and be home early. Must get batteries because I have the feeling I will be alone again.

WOS called this morning and wants to see my daughter since CSRS now has started to garnish him. WHATEVER! Sign the papers. I have no time for his fucking stupidity.

About Time

Harley texts me tonight to let me know that they have started to garnish WOS's paychecks. I am the happiest girl on the planet! It is about time!!!! He told Home Wrecker he was happy because now I had to let him see his daughter because he was paying. Paying is not the same thing as being garnished and plus you are $8000 behind dipshit!

Major dilemna: I am trying very hard not to call RG but I am so Effing horning I can't take it!!! Had a great time out tonight but I am slightly in the bag and lonely. The person I went out with left me craving more and there are only 2 places to get it. Myself and RG. Couldn't do it. I made the porn sex booty call.

I'm drunk so I will finish this tomorrow.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Can You Believe It?

There has not been any drama this week! I have not done nor partaken (is that a word?) in anything scandalous. How boring! In fact, after the last 2 weeks I have been enjoying hanging out at home and going to bed early.

On Easter Sunday I met MG's friend out at the Outback for dinner. Just as I suspected...shit tons of fun. Turns out that we even already know some of the same people and have been really close to meeting many times. Small world. In some ways we decided it was almost 6 degrees. We are meeting up on Friday.

Next week it is off to Milwaukee for Opening Day. I hope my liver is up for it. I have been trying to break it in but I think I should have done it gradually and not in a 2 week span. As you get older it gets harder to recover from the 12 hour drinking binge. I am very much looking forward to getting out of this town and cutting loose. I guess I already have been but I can do so much more out of town.

No WOS. That is a huge relief not having to deal with him. My daughter has asked for him a couple times and I try to change the subject. That is what is hard on me but I truly believe I made the decision in waht was in her best interest.

No huge plans for this weekend so it may be a quiet blog for a few days.