Sunday, March 30, 2008

In The Life Of A Soap Opera

Thank God this one is not mine so I can sit back and watch it happen. Take a sneak peak at the characters and the plot.

CW: Crack Whore
HW: Home Wrecker
WOS: Waste Of Space (my soon to be ex-husband)

Plot: A love triangle between CW, HW and WOS. (Isn't this getting interesting?!)

3:45am... A guy we will call Aaron calls Harley and asks if WOS is there. Aaron says that WOS told him that he stays there all thime time and that him and Harley messed around last Tuesday. Harley laughs and says she hasn't spoke to him in two weeks since he ripped her off. Aaron asks HArley if she is friends with WOS or HW. She says I am friends with Dayna. Harley thought the whole conversation was weird and couldn't figure out why Aaron would care where WOS was staying or if WOS and Harley had messed around. Until the next day...

HW calls Harley to say that WOS now has a broke phone because CW had called and told her that WOS had been with her the night before. HW hits WOS upside his head with his phone and it breaks. (If she didn't break his head then she didn't hit him hard enough.) Harley said, "What do you expect? He cheated on his wife with you, did you really think he wasn't going to cheat on you?" (Isn't karma a great thing?!) If he didn't change for a woman like Dayna what would make you think he would change for you?

Come to find out Aaron is CW's friend and he was calling Harley on a fishing expedition for her.

HW told Harley that his paycheck was gone in one day because he bought drugs and that his dad had given him money ($590) to pay his fines but he blew that on drugs.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! That's pretty messed up right there.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you even married that schmoe. Why did you, anyways?

Milwaukee Girl said...

KARMA!

She married him because he WAS good at that time, recovering but not using. And there's always the beautiful little girl.

daynad228 said...

I married him because the things he did made me the envy of all my friends. He was charming and attentive and always took care of me. He was my partner and my best friend at the time. When the drugs took over he was not the same person.

Anonymous said...

Ha, I guess not.