Surprise, Surprise

So after my post last night I was minding my own business getting things in line for the bachlorette party when I receive a text. It is RG wondering if I want company later. WTF? Well I guess there is a first time for everything. I could not believe that he just booty called me. Of course I took him up on it!

After an hour and a half of porn sex I was so tired. I don't think I will be able to have sex for a week. I think he purposely does me for so long so he only has to do it once every two weeks. I pulled my little silver bullet into the mix. I don't know whether he had ever had toys in the mix before (I am sure he has because he seems rather experienced.)

He was giving me a hard time about my rack in the bathroom with all my lotions, shampoos, powders, etc. He asked if I had crack in their too. So then he playfully started teasing me about having crack in my house. I told him that I don't make fun of him about his bar whores so he isn't allowed to poke fun at me for my crack whore exhusband. He laughed and agreed.

I still need to have "the boundary talk." I did mention that Saturday is the bachlorette party and that I will be in Milwaukee for 3 days. He asked if i was going to get in trouble. I told him that I was going to TRY and be good but that I couldn't make any promises. That should have made him worry a little if he cares at all. Maybe I will bite the bullet and booty call him after the party.

P.S. MG I let him do it. It was...different?!.