If I don't get laid soon , as in now, I may just die! I don't think I am overly picky. I only have 2 criteria...
#1. I can't screw ugly and
#2. I can't screw anyone hotter than me.
That leaves a whole slew of people in the average to hot category that should be willing and able. I dropped RG a line to see if he was working. His response was, "No, I am getting ready to take a nap." It's 6:45pm and you are taking a nap? You are fired!
I swear if I can have just one night of multiple orgasms I won't whine and complain about not having sex for at least a week. (Maybe)(At least for a couple of days.)Just one night...is that too much to ask/wish/hope/pray/beg/dream for?
Monday, March 31, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
In The Life Of A Soap Opera
Thank God this one is not mine so I can sit back and watch it happen. Take a sneak peak at the characters and the plot.
CW: Crack Whore
HW: Home Wrecker
WOS: Waste Of Space (my soon to be ex-husband)
Plot: A love triangle between CW, HW and WOS. (Isn't this getting interesting?!)
3:45am... A guy we will call Aaron calls Harley and asks if WOS is there. Aaron says that WOS told him that he stays there all thime time and that him and Harley messed around last Tuesday. Harley laughs and says she hasn't spoke to him in two weeks since he ripped her off. Aaron asks HArley if she is friends with WOS or HW. She says I am friends with Dayna. Harley thought the whole conversation was weird and couldn't figure out why Aaron would care where WOS was staying or if WOS and Harley had messed around. Until the next day...
HW calls Harley to say that WOS now has a broke phone because CW had called and told her that WOS had been with her the night before. HW hits WOS upside his head with his phone and it breaks. (If she didn't break his head then she didn't hit him hard enough.) Harley said, "What do you expect? He cheated on his wife with you, did you really think he wasn't going to cheat on you?" (Isn't karma a great thing?!) If he didn't change for a woman like Dayna what would make you think he would change for you?
Come to find out Aaron is CW's friend and he was calling Harley on a fishing expedition for her.
HW told Harley that his paycheck was gone in one day because he bought drugs and that his dad had given him money ($590) to pay his fines but he blew that on drugs.
CW: Crack Whore
HW: Home Wrecker
WOS: Waste Of Space (my soon to be ex-husband)
Plot: A love triangle between CW, HW and WOS. (Isn't this getting interesting?!)
3:45am... A guy we will call Aaron calls Harley and asks if WOS is there. Aaron says that WOS told him that he stays there all thime time and that him and Harley messed around last Tuesday. Harley laughs and says she hasn't spoke to him in two weeks since he ripped her off. Aaron asks HArley if she is friends with WOS or HW. She says I am friends with Dayna. Harley thought the whole conversation was weird and couldn't figure out why Aaron would care where WOS was staying or if WOS and Harley had messed around. Until the next day...
HW calls Harley to say that WOS now has a broke phone because CW had called and told her that WOS had been with her the night before. HW hits WOS upside his head with his phone and it breaks. (If she didn't break his head then she didn't hit him hard enough.) Harley said, "What do you expect? He cheated on his wife with you, did you really think he wasn't going to cheat on you?" (Isn't karma a great thing?!) If he didn't change for a woman like Dayna what would make you think he would change for you?
Come to find out Aaron is CW's friend and he was calling Harley on a fishing expedition for her.
HW told Harley that his paycheck was gone in one day because he bought drugs and that his dad had given him money ($590) to pay his fines but he blew that on drugs.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
All It Takes Is A Twelve Pack...
of Double A's that is. I got new batteries and it made all the difference in the world. But still...
If you can't tell I am very frustrated! There are lots of things bothering me. My messy house, I want to go out and can't find a sitter, the fact I can't get laid. There is also a conversation that I had with a friend the other night that is not sitting right. I tried to find a quiet time to discuss it but the bar was very loud and we were always around other people.
The question that got asked was "How many other guys are you stringing along?" What?! Unfortunately I have no men in my life other than RG and MOF and MOF is really not even in my life, we just made out one time and I was fully clothed. I see him maybe 4 times a year...if he's lucky! I know what it is like to put yourself out there and not have feelings reciprocated. My husband, RG and a couple others before them. It sucks to have your heart hurt so if someone had the courage to tell me they had feelings for me I would be truly honored and would do whatever was in my power to keep our friendship, as well as them, as intact as possible. It is an honor to have someones' heart and affection and I try very hard not to take things like that for granted. I would never purposely string someone along if I knew they had feelings for me. That is mean and a rotten thing to do to another person.
I am trying hard to expand my circle of friends and get a wider range of people to date/hang with but at the present time there is no one trying to date me so I don't understand where that question arose from.
My friend T just called and has arranged a "date" for me with a friend of her husbands from work. It is going to be the 4 of us going out for dinner. Unfortunately that will be about 2 weeks away since I am in Milwaukee next weekend.
I think I am going to make a t-shirt to wear that says "Won't Someone Just Fuck Me?"
PLEASE!!!!!!!
If you can't tell I am very frustrated! There are lots of things bothering me. My messy house, I want to go out and can't find a sitter, the fact I can't get laid. There is also a conversation that I had with a friend the other night that is not sitting right. I tried to find a quiet time to discuss it but the bar was very loud and we were always around other people.
The question that got asked was "How many other guys are you stringing along?" What?! Unfortunately I have no men in my life other than RG and MOF and MOF is really not even in my life, we just made out one time and I was fully clothed. I see him maybe 4 times a year...if he's lucky! I know what it is like to put yourself out there and not have feelings reciprocated. My husband, RG and a couple others before them. It sucks to have your heart hurt so if someone had the courage to tell me they had feelings for me I would be truly honored and would do whatever was in my power to keep our friendship, as well as them, as intact as possible. It is an honor to have someones' heart and affection and I try very hard not to take things like that for granted. I would never purposely string someone along if I knew they had feelings for me. That is mean and a rotten thing to do to another person.
I am trying hard to expand my circle of friends and get a wider range of people to date/hang with but at the present time there is no one trying to date me so I don't understand where that question arose from.
My friend T just called and has arranged a "date" for me with a friend of her husbands from work. It is going to be the 4 of us going out for dinner. Unfortunately that will be about 2 weeks away since I am in Milwaukee next weekend.
I think I am going to make a t-shirt to wear that says "Won't Someone Just Fuck Me?"
PLEASE!!!!!!!
And I Got Nothing
So I am very mad at myself for making the booty text. I am even more mad that I was passed out and didn't get the response until 8am. WTF! I am in my sexual prime and I can't get laid!! WTF! Seriously what does a hot chick have to do to get laid these days?!
The lead teacher in my room told me the other day that a fellow staff member had seen me on St. Patrick's Day. I asked if my shirt was on or off and since the staff member didn't say she assumed it was on. Thank God! Anyway the male staff member (who is married) remarked to her that he had seen me around the building but that on this particular day I looked smokin'. He told her that he was afraid to even say hi to me because I looked that good. She asked him what I could do differently because I keep saying WOS, with all of his issues, can get laid and I can't even get a date. The guy said that I was unapproachable. He said that even if I am the nicest person in the world that most men are not going to approach me because I am out of their league. WHAT!? No wonder ugly, fat chicks end up with the hot guy. While that whole conversation should have made me feel good, (and it did that someone thought I looked hot that day) it made me sad because there could be a fabulous person that I am supposed to meet and I am unapproachable because I'm hot. Give me something I can fix. I always thought of myself more of the girl next door with a little more class so this really threw me.
I went out last night. Call it a date, call it friends going out doesn't matter. I am a very forward person but I get damn sick and tired of having to make the first move all the time (RG,MOF) why can't a man just grab it and take it if he wants it? Nothing would leave me hotter and wetter than a man who just came up and grabbed me by the back of the neck or cupped my face and kissed me as if it is something he has always wanted to do. The way RG does it but after I initiate it.
What happens next...
After fun, and sometimes risque, banter all day I was horny. (Hence the booty call)I did not have time to take care myself prior to going out. Which meant I was still horny and then I began drinking. See the problem about to occur? So the person I was with makes a totally innocent (?) gesture and rubs in between my shoulders. I told him that felt amazing becuase after my workout yesterday I was sore. Then he says what about this as he reaches for the back of my neck and grabs me by the hair and pulls. UH-OH!! Then proceeds to tell me where his tongue and hands will go while still pulling my hair and stroking my bare arm. HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT! Holy shit it was HOT! I love dirty talk, turns me on immensely. I also love everthing that was being done to me and I easily could have forgotten where I was and just gone with it. Wow, it makes me horny again just thinking about it. My response...Check please! To which he laughed. I was not laughing! Sexual prime here remember! Horny all day and now with alcohol. Anyway, he drops me off, gives me a peck on my cheek and a hug and goes. I WANT SEX!!!
Hence the text to RG which went: "My date just dropped me off and I am horny as fuck! Any chance at porn sex or do I need to do it myself?" Pretty straight forward. I didn't wait for a response and just did it myself. (Note to self need new batteries) An hour later I had a response which simply asked if I was still up. That meant he was on his way. FUCK!.....or rather I didn't.
I am going to stop by and see Harley for a drink or three tonight and be home early. Must get batteries because I have the feeling I will be alone again.
WOS called this morning and wants to see my daughter since CSRS now has started to garnish him. WHATEVER! Sign the papers. I have no time for his fucking stupidity.
The lead teacher in my room told me the other day that a fellow staff member had seen me on St. Patrick's Day. I asked if my shirt was on or off and since the staff member didn't say she assumed it was on. Thank God! Anyway the male staff member (who is married) remarked to her that he had seen me around the building but that on this particular day I looked smokin'. He told her that he was afraid to even say hi to me because I looked that good. She asked him what I could do differently because I keep saying WOS, with all of his issues, can get laid and I can't even get a date. The guy said that I was unapproachable. He said that even if I am the nicest person in the world that most men are not going to approach me because I am out of their league. WHAT!? No wonder ugly, fat chicks end up with the hot guy. While that whole conversation should have made me feel good, (and it did that someone thought I looked hot that day) it made me sad because there could be a fabulous person that I am supposed to meet and I am unapproachable because I'm hot. Give me something I can fix. I always thought of myself more of the girl next door with a little more class so this really threw me.
I went out last night. Call it a date, call it friends going out doesn't matter. I am a very forward person but I get damn sick and tired of having to make the first move all the time (RG,MOF) why can't a man just grab it and take it if he wants it? Nothing would leave me hotter and wetter than a man who just came up and grabbed me by the back of the neck or cupped my face and kissed me as if it is something he has always wanted to do. The way RG does it but after I initiate it.
What happens next...
After fun, and sometimes risque, banter all day I was horny. (Hence the booty call)I did not have time to take care myself prior to going out. Which meant I was still horny and then I began drinking. See the problem about to occur? So the person I was with makes a totally innocent (?) gesture and rubs in between my shoulders. I told him that felt amazing becuase after my workout yesterday I was sore. Then he says what about this as he reaches for the back of my neck and grabs me by the hair and pulls. UH-OH!! Then proceeds to tell me where his tongue and hands will go while still pulling my hair and stroking my bare arm. HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT! Holy shit it was HOT! I love dirty talk, turns me on immensely. I also love everthing that was being done to me and I easily could have forgotten where I was and just gone with it. Wow, it makes me horny again just thinking about it. My response...Check please! To which he laughed. I was not laughing! Sexual prime here remember! Horny all day and now with alcohol. Anyway, he drops me off, gives me a peck on my cheek and a hug and goes. I WANT SEX!!!
Hence the text to RG which went: "My date just dropped me off and I am horny as fuck! Any chance at porn sex or do I need to do it myself?" Pretty straight forward. I didn't wait for a response and just did it myself. (Note to self need new batteries) An hour later I had a response which simply asked if I was still up. That meant he was on his way. FUCK!.....or rather I didn't.
I am going to stop by and see Harley for a drink or three tonight and be home early. Must get batteries because I have the feeling I will be alone again.
WOS called this morning and wants to see my daughter since CSRS now has started to garnish him. WHATEVER! Sign the papers. I have no time for his fucking stupidity.
About Time
Harley texts me tonight to let me know that they have started to garnish WOS's paychecks. I am the happiest girl on the planet! It is about time!!!! He told Home Wrecker he was happy because now I had to let him see his daughter because he was paying. Paying is not the same thing as being garnished and plus you are $8000 behind dipshit!
Major dilemna: I am trying very hard not to call RG but I am so Effing horning I can't take it!!! Had a great time out tonight but I am slightly in the bag and lonely. The person I went out with left me craving more and there are only 2 places to get it. Myself and RG. Couldn't do it. I made the porn sex booty call.
I'm drunk so I will finish this tomorrow.
Major dilemna: I am trying very hard not to call RG but I am so Effing horning I can't take it!!! Had a great time out tonight but I am slightly in the bag and lonely. The person I went out with left me craving more and there are only 2 places to get it. Myself and RG. Couldn't do it. I made the porn sex booty call.
I'm drunk so I will finish this tomorrow.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Can You Believe It?
There has not been any drama this week! I have not done nor partaken (is that a word?) in anything scandalous. How boring! In fact, after the last 2 weeks I have been enjoying hanging out at home and going to bed early.
On Easter Sunday I met MG's friend out at the Outback for dinner. Just as I suspected...shit tons of fun. Turns out that we even already know some of the same people and have been really close to meeting many times. Small world. In some ways we decided it was almost 6 degrees. We are meeting up on Friday.
Next week it is off to Milwaukee for Opening Day. I hope my liver is up for it. I have been trying to break it in but I think I should have done it gradually and not in a 2 week span. As you get older it gets harder to recover from the 12 hour drinking binge. I am very much looking forward to getting out of this town and cutting loose. I guess I already have been but I can do so much more out of town.
No WOS. That is a huge relief not having to deal with him. My daughter has asked for him a couple times and I try to change the subject. That is what is hard on me but I truly believe I made the decision in waht was in her best interest.
No huge plans for this weekend so it may be a quiet blog for a few days.
On Easter Sunday I met MG's friend out at the Outback for dinner. Just as I suspected...shit tons of fun. Turns out that we even already know some of the same people and have been really close to meeting many times. Small world. In some ways we decided it was almost 6 degrees. We are meeting up on Friday.
Next week it is off to Milwaukee for Opening Day. I hope my liver is up for it. I have been trying to break it in but I think I should have done it gradually and not in a 2 week span. As you get older it gets harder to recover from the 12 hour drinking binge. I am very much looking forward to getting out of this town and cutting loose. I guess I already have been but I can do so much more out of town.
No WOS. That is a huge relief not having to deal with him. My daughter has asked for him a couple times and I try to change the subject. That is what is hard on me but I truly believe I made the decision in waht was in her best interest.
No huge plans for this weekend so it may be a quiet blog for a few days.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Weekend Recap
Wow! It is amazing how good I feel after 12 hours of sleep. From learning about the baby to the bachlorette party and St. Patricks Day and out again on Friday with an after hours booty call in there I was in desperate need of sleep. No wonder I felt like I was going to black out. The past two weeks have been a whirlwind and I must say that I am glad they are over. Hopefully now my life will get back to normal.
Friday Harley and I went back to Teeghans...they remembered us. Went to the Chrome Horse. Pissed off Andrea but we are all good now. Booty came and left. I wanted seconds but he went home because he was tired.
Saturday was pretty uneventful. Open house and then ataunt's for dinner. Home by 7:00, in bed and asleep by 8:15. Wonderful! Woke up at 1:30 to the sound of my dog puking. Fucking fabulous! I let it go. Sleep and then the steam cleaner.
Sunday morning got up and helped my daughter find her Easter basket, put her in the tub, steamed cleaned carpet in 2 rooms plus the hall. Hey, if I am pulling it out I may as well do as much as I can. Heading over to Grandma's at noon.
The best part of the last 2 weeks...I have only heard from WOS once and that was last Saturday right before the bachlorette party. I didn't answer the phone since the divorce papers have not been signed and I told him I would not accept communication from him until they were. He left such a great voice message. Whining and crying about how he just got the papers and that he is not paying for my lawyer since I wanted the divorce and how I had him served while he was in treatment and yada yada yada bull shit. He doesn't want to be married to me anyomre either and that it is an attempt to see his daughter and how is it in her best interest to keep her from her dad.
My daughter was staying with SIL for the night and I called to give her a heads up that he was on the war path. She said that he called and was going off and she told him that he was not welcome at her house. He was too mad and acting too crazy and she didn't want him to upset my daughter. He got all pissed off at her because she wouldn't let him see her either. Wake up dumb ass, maybe that should tell you something. I have bent over backwards to try and make sure I was accomodating when he wanted to see her but it just got to be it was when it was convenient for him and not so much in her best interest. 40 minutes 3 times a month is more detrimental to my daughter than not seeing her dad at all. It was a tough call to make but that is why I am a parent, to protect my daughter from harm and help her grow her self confidence and esteem.
I really don't want this to go to court because it is going to get really ugly and lots of people are going to get hurt.
Friday Harley and I went back to Teeghans...they remembered us. Went to the Chrome Horse. Pissed off Andrea but we are all good now. Booty came and left. I wanted seconds but he went home because he was tired.
Saturday was pretty uneventful. Open house and then ataunt's for dinner. Home by 7:00, in bed and asleep by 8:15. Wonderful! Woke up at 1:30 to the sound of my dog puking. Fucking fabulous! I let it go. Sleep and then the steam cleaner.
Sunday morning got up and helped my daughter find her Easter basket, put her in the tub, steamed cleaned carpet in 2 rooms plus the hall. Hey, if I am pulling it out I may as well do as much as I can. Heading over to Grandma's at noon.
The best part of the last 2 weeks...I have only heard from WOS once and that was last Saturday right before the bachlorette party. I didn't answer the phone since the divorce papers have not been signed and I told him I would not accept communication from him until they were. He left such a great voice message. Whining and crying about how he just got the papers and that he is not paying for my lawyer since I wanted the divorce and how I had him served while he was in treatment and yada yada yada bull shit. He doesn't want to be married to me anyomre either and that it is an attempt to see his daughter and how is it in her best interest to keep her from her dad.
My daughter was staying with SIL for the night and I called to give her a heads up that he was on the war path. She said that he called and was going off and she told him that he was not welcome at her house. He was too mad and acting too crazy and she didn't want him to upset my daughter. He got all pissed off at her because she wouldn't let him see her either. Wake up dumb ass, maybe that should tell you something. I have bent over backwards to try and make sure I was accomodating when he wanted to see her but it just got to be it was when it was convenient for him and not so much in her best interest. 40 minutes 3 times a month is more detrimental to my daughter than not seeing her dad at all. It was a tough call to make but that is why I am a parent, to protect my daughter from harm and help her grow her self confidence and esteem.
I really don't want this to go to court because it is going to get really ugly and lots of people are going to get hurt.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Happy Good Friday
What is so happy about it you ask? Well for starters I have a "date" on Sunday. Not really a date but a friend of MG's who I think will be shit tons of fun. Long story on how that transpired.
BONUS!!!!! I hit up RG tonight for some after bar fun and his reply was that he wouldn't be off till 2. My response? Is it yeah or nay cuz if it's nay then I am off to #2? His response...I'm in! I told him smart move and to call when he's on his way. I am drunk and horny and at this point I have nothing to lose so all you hypocrites, rip me all you want at least I am getting some.
Andrea is mad at me since I left the party for her husband early. My daughter had never been with the sitter I left her with tonight and the poor girl is only 13 and called her mom because my daughter was having a tantrum going to bed. We left early and I came home. Sucks to be me but what do you do?
BONUS!!!!! I hit up RG tonight for some after bar fun and his reply was that he wouldn't be off till 2. My response? Is it yeah or nay cuz if it's nay then I am off to #2? His response...I'm in! I told him smart move and to call when he's on his way. I am drunk and horny and at this point I have nothing to lose so all you hypocrites, rip me all you want at least I am getting some.
Andrea is mad at me since I left the party for her husband early. My daughter had never been with the sitter I left her with tonight and the poor girl is only 13 and called her mom because my daughter was having a tantrum going to bed. We left early and I came home. Sucks to be me but what do you do?
Stupid, Stupid
When I get lonely and bored I have been doing stupid things. Since Monday I am not at all lacking in the attention department except when it comes to nights when my daughter has gone to bed. It is then that I realize I am alone. I try calling my friends to help pass the time until I can fall asleep. Last night was not one of those nights. I dropped a text to RG knowing that he was probably working. He was and asked what I was up to. I said that when my daughter went to bed in a few hours I would be bored and lonely and was just looking for someone to hang out with. I said I figured he was working but I was still going to give him a chance. He apologized and I texted back not to worry cuz I just made some plans. Never heard from him again.
I also sent one to MOF. I know, I know...STUPID!! I told you when I get lonely and bored I think with other parts of my body then my head. Never heard from him either, although he was on the 11pm to 7am shift so he has an excuse.
Tonight I am going down for a surprise party for a friend of mine. That should be fun but I am not going to be out late. I am going to work tomorrow and need some new clients so I want to be chipper and up beat.
Shit, I have another job interview and I gotta run. Fill in the details later!!
I also sent one to MOF. I know, I know...STUPID!! I told you when I get lonely and bored I think with other parts of my body then my head. Never heard from him either, although he was on the 11pm to 7am shift so he has an excuse.
Tonight I am going down for a surprise party for a friend of mine. That should be fun but I am not going to be out late. I am going to work tomorrow and need some new clients so I want to be chipper and up beat.
Shit, I have another job interview and I gotta run. Fill in the details later!!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Updates Keep Coming
RG never came by the other night. He hit me up the yesterday and apologized for passing out at 9 and not calling. They started a hell of a lot earlier than I and they tend to pound it faster and I figured that is what had happened. (No sex pun intended.) I talked with bar uy and due to the fact that he had worked 19 hours the day before asked if there was anyway we could reschedule. Even though I felt bad for the fact he worked his ass off I still made him feel bad and told him I would get back to him.
I must have done a lot more on Monday than I remember becasue my phone is blowing up with people calling and me not knowing who they are.
I almost forgot the best news of all!!!! I weighed in today and (drum roll please)..... 169.5!!!!!!! Yeah me down 2 more from last week! I am now out of the 170's and 8 1/2 pounds away from prebaby weight. I would love to see it gone by May 10. I tried on my dress on Saturday and even though we had ordered the smaller size it was still too big. I do not ever remember being as small as I am right now. At least I feel small and had more compliments on my ass Monday than I have ever had. I guess that is because it was always in someone's hands.
MOF just text me to see how my day went. I asked him which one since they were all running together.
I must have done a lot more on Monday than I remember becasue my phone is blowing up with people calling and me not knowing who they are.
I almost forgot the best news of all!!!! I weighed in today and (drum roll please)..... 169.5!!!!!!! Yeah me down 2 more from last week! I am now out of the 170's and 8 1/2 pounds away from prebaby weight. I would love to see it gone by May 10. I tried on my dress on Saturday and even though we had ordered the smaller size it was still too big. I do not ever remember being as small as I am right now. At least I feel small and had more compliments on my ass Monday than I have ever had. I guess that is because it was always in someone's hands.
MOF just text me to see how my day went. I asked him which one since they were all running together.
Catch Up
Ok so now that all the alcohol is out of my system (FINALLY) let me start by saying that things with my 2 friends is still not weird. I have known RG for 11 years and known the other guy for 9. All of us used to work together and party together and that was the extent of it. So not only was this RG's best friend but someone I have known for a long time too. I still don't think they know about each other and I will tell my other friend about RG but as far as RG goes I don't think he will care because like I said, he has had plenty of opportunities to do something to show interest. At this point I know that RG is not man enough to date me. He is just not on that level. The other guy I think is and he wants to.
So I will call the other guy MOF (my other friend.) My only excuse is that after the week I had finding out that while I was sitting at home thinking that my ex and I were working on our marriage he was out sticking his dick in a whore who works the drive-up at Arby's. I knew they had drive thru liquor stores but I guess these days you really can get anything at the drive-up.
I have never felt more alone in my life than I have this week. My sisters' party left me feeling lonelier and unfortunately the only person that helped me to feel beautiful and wanted was MOF. I know I am beautiful and fabulous but sometimes I want to know that someone else thinks that too. I was in desperate need of someone to hold me and kiss me and tell me how wonderful I am and I found it in a place I did not expect.
Is this a person I could date? I never really considered it because I always thought of him as a HUGE player. I do have feelings for RG but after everything that has gone down this week I see him in a different light. I LOVE sex with RG and it will be extremely hard to give that up but can I do it for a chance at love?
So I will call the other guy MOF (my other friend.) My only excuse is that after the week I had finding out that while I was sitting at home thinking that my ex and I were working on our marriage he was out sticking his dick in a whore who works the drive-up at Arby's. I knew they had drive thru liquor stores but I guess these days you really can get anything at the drive-up.
I have never felt more alone in my life than I have this week. My sisters' party left me feeling lonelier and unfortunately the only person that helped me to feel beautiful and wanted was MOF. I know I am beautiful and fabulous but sometimes I want to know that someone else thinks that too. I was in desperate need of someone to hold me and kiss me and tell me how wonderful I am and I found it in a place I did not expect.
Is this a person I could date? I never really considered it because I always thought of him as a HUGE player. I do have feelings for RG but after everything that has gone down this week I see him in a different light. I LOVE sex with RG and it will be extremely hard to give that up but can I do it for a chance at love?
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
St. Pats Day
Wow! Am I ever glad all of this is over! I am so far behind I don't even know where to begin. We will just start with St. Pat's Day. Met Harley Chick downtown at 11:00. Somehow we thought it would be a great idea to see who could get the most beads. You know where this is headed, "Boobies on Parade."
As I am sitting minding my own business I get a text from RG's friend wondering if I was coming out. This could be bad. I said we were already out and asked if they had beads because Harley was cheating and I need an advantage. I asked who he was with and he said RG and another friend. This could get REALLY bad. Just as I put my shot down I look at the door and it is my worst nightmare...they are both coming through the door. RG comes up and puts his arm around me and asks how things are going. He goes to get a beer. His friend comes over to chat and while I don't notice it harley says the whole time he is talking to me he is touching me. RG comes back and asks if I want to go to the Irish District later and yadda yadda yadda. After they leave Harley makes a remark about the way RG was looking at me. As if he wants me but doesn't want me to know he does and says I have his friend wrapped around my finger. This is so not good. These two totally hot guys would make a 3some worth masturbating to. And I have thought that many a time. I would never act on it.
The titty show goes on and I end of winning. Trying to carry the Mr. T Starter kit around all night got to be a little heavy but I did it purly for bragging rights.
RG hits me up to come by later. I ask him if he is still a willing participant knowing I have feelings for him. He says yes. I am guessing he won't come by due to the amount of alcohol consumption today and since the bars are closed and I have not heard from him. Oh well he has had every chance in the world to tell me he had feelings so I guess he really doesn't. That's ok I guess because...
Super cute guy working at the bar. He flirts shamelessly all night and eventually hands me a pen and a napkin. I wrote my name and number and a message that says ,"Don't waste the ink." I have a lunch date with him at 11:00. I think he is really young but I liked the attention so why not. I will let you know how that transpires.
All in all I had the most fun today and I actually have had a really fun week too.
As I am sitting minding my own business I get a text from RG's friend wondering if I was coming out. This could be bad. I said we were already out and asked if they had beads because Harley was cheating and I need an advantage. I asked who he was with and he said RG and another friend. This could get REALLY bad. Just as I put my shot down I look at the door and it is my worst nightmare...they are both coming through the door. RG comes up and puts his arm around me and asks how things are going. He goes to get a beer. His friend comes over to chat and while I don't notice it harley says the whole time he is talking to me he is touching me. RG comes back and asks if I want to go to the Irish District later and yadda yadda yadda. After they leave Harley makes a remark about the way RG was looking at me. As if he wants me but doesn't want me to know he does and says I have his friend wrapped around my finger. This is so not good. These two totally hot guys would make a 3some worth masturbating to. And I have thought that many a time. I would never act on it.
The titty show goes on and I end of winning. Trying to carry the Mr. T Starter kit around all night got to be a little heavy but I did it purly for bragging rights.
RG hits me up to come by later. I ask him if he is still a willing participant knowing I have feelings for him. He says yes. I am guessing he won't come by due to the amount of alcohol consumption today and since the bars are closed and I have not heard from him. Oh well he has had every chance in the world to tell me he had feelings so I guess he really doesn't. That's ok I guess because...
Super cute guy working at the bar. He flirts shamelessly all night and eventually hands me a pen and a napkin. I wrote my name and number and a message that says ,"Don't waste the ink." I have a lunch date with him at 11:00. I think he is really young but I liked the attention so why not. I will let you know how that transpires.
All in all I had the most fun today and I actually have had a really fun week too.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Diarreah Of The Mouth
So I was on such a kick this week of spewing out things that I took matters into my own hands and made the call to RG. I went with a variation of DRAFT 1 and when I called I got the voice mail so I started to leave a message when my call waiting clicked and it was him. Instead of finishing my message I answered the call.
It went something like this, I think:
ME: So I have such a bad case of diarreah of the mouth this week that I thought why stop now. I was just leaving you a message and now that I am speaking to you I don't know if I can say this.
RG: Do you want me to hang up and you can call back on my voicemail?
ME: No I am just going to say this and be done and I don't think that after 11 years of friendship this is a deal breaker but it may very well have ruined our FWB. You will probably think I am a complete nerd but here it goes.
After making out with random guys last night I realized that the only person I want kissing me is you. I realize that this goes against everything in our FWB/No Strings deal but I have developed feelings. I know they are not reciprocated and that's fine. I thought that I could have sex with you once and get it out of my system but it backfired and now I can't get you out of my system so to keep my heart from getting even more involved I think I need to end our arrangement. If you were to call me I would say hell yeah and I can't guarantee in a moment of horniness that that I won't call. I truly value your friendship and I don't know what I would do if I lost that. There are not many people who would enable my gambling addiction and put up with my drunk texts. I would rather have you as a friend and I seriously hope I haven't fucked that up. I would say I was sorry for starting all this by jumping you after my X-Mas party but I am not. As far as you go I have no regrets other than I wish this was real. You don't have to say anything now. I just dumped a lot on you so just send me a message later "we're cool", "We need to talk," Sex one last time (I would say yes). I just need to know we are fine.
Throught out our conversation (well my conversation since I did all the talking) he laughed in all the right spots and seemed very at ease. At one point he asked if he could say something and I told him I was almost done and I needed to get it all out. He said he was on his way to the bar because the computer systems went down and he would call me later. He told me not to worry because we are totally fine and to put that thought out of my head. We are fine.
I asked if he thought I was a dork and he said yes sweetie you are a loser but don't worry about it. I shot back with "At least I'm fucking hot" to which he laughed and said he would call me later. We will see what happens next.
I haven't even begun to go into details about the party last night and look at all this good stuff! I told you it was going to be a hell of a year!
It went something like this, I think:
ME: So I have such a bad case of diarreah of the mouth this week that I thought why stop now. I was just leaving you a message and now that I am speaking to you I don't know if I can say this.
RG: Do you want me to hang up and you can call back on my voicemail?
ME: No I am just going to say this and be done and I don't think that after 11 years of friendship this is a deal breaker but it may very well have ruined our FWB. You will probably think I am a complete nerd but here it goes.
After making out with random guys last night I realized that the only person I want kissing me is you. I realize that this goes against everything in our FWB/No Strings deal but I have developed feelings. I know they are not reciprocated and that's fine. I thought that I could have sex with you once and get it out of my system but it backfired and now I can't get you out of my system so to keep my heart from getting even more involved I think I need to end our arrangement. If you were to call me I would say hell yeah and I can't guarantee in a moment of horniness that that I won't call. I truly value your friendship and I don't know what I would do if I lost that. There are not many people who would enable my gambling addiction and put up with my drunk texts. I would rather have you as a friend and I seriously hope I haven't fucked that up. I would say I was sorry for starting all this by jumping you after my X-Mas party but I am not. As far as you go I have no regrets other than I wish this was real. You don't have to say anything now. I just dumped a lot on you so just send me a message later "we're cool", "We need to talk," Sex one last time (I would say yes). I just need to know we are fine.
Throught out our conversation (well my conversation since I did all the talking) he laughed in all the right spots and seemed very at ease. At one point he asked if he could say something and I told him I was almost done and I needed to get it all out. He said he was on his way to the bar because the computer systems went down and he would call me later. He told me not to worry because we are totally fine and to put that thought out of my head. We are fine.
I asked if he thought I was a dork and he said yes sweetie you are a loser but don't worry about it. I shot back with "At least I'm fucking hot" to which he laughed and said he would call me later. We will see what happens next.
I haven't even begun to go into details about the party last night and look at all this good stuff! I told you it was going to be a hell of a year!
Draft 1
DRAFT 1
I would rather have you in my life as my friend than not have you in it at all. As much as I LOVE sex with you I think I need to put an end to our FWB relationship. At an extremely drunken bachlorette party I kissed another man. I was wishing it was you. I unexpectedly have developed feelings which surpass our current status and since I have the feeling that they are not reciprocated I need to end this now before my heart gets any further involved. I truly value your friendship and I hope that I haven't lost that and that we can still hang out and enable each others gambling habit. Although I don't expect a response, a text or message of "We're cool", "This needs further discussion," "Sex one last time? (lol)" would make me feel like I didn't just lose someone very special to me. I would say sorry for jumping you after my X-mas party, but I'm not. A far as you go, I have no regrets other than wishing it was real.
DRAFT 2
So I got really drunk at my sister's bachlorette party and not only did I play tonsil hockey with your best friend, I also slept in his arms the whole night. I realized that the entire time I am kissing him, I was wishing it was you. Can we still have sex?
Seriously folks, do I have any chance in HELL of salvaging my FWB and friendship with RG?
I would rather have you in my life as my friend than not have you in it at all. As much as I LOVE sex with you I think I need to put an end to our FWB relationship. At an extremely drunken bachlorette party I kissed another man. I was wishing it was you. I unexpectedly have developed feelings which surpass our current status and since I have the feeling that they are not reciprocated I need to end this now before my heart gets any further involved. I truly value your friendship and I hope that I haven't lost that and that we can still hang out and enable each others gambling habit. Although I don't expect a response, a text or message of "We're cool", "This needs further discussion," "Sex one last time? (lol)" would make me feel like I didn't just lose someone very special to me. I would say sorry for jumping you after my X-mas party, but I'm not. A far as you go, I have no regrets other than wishing it was real.
DRAFT 2
So I got really drunk at my sister's bachlorette party and not only did I play tonsil hockey with your best friend, I also slept in his arms the whole night. I realized that the entire time I am kissing him, I was wishing it was you. Can we still have sex?
Seriously folks, do I have any chance in HELL of salvaging my FWB and friendship with RG?
Friday, March 14, 2008
Some Diets Don't Work
Do not panic! I am still alive and am fine. Nothing new to report lately on the whore exhusband front. Today is his deadline and I don't see the papers being signed so I will have to go through woth the plan.
I am not this kind of a person if I am dating someone and it doesn't work out. I chalk it up to a CBE and move on. All I really want is a divorce. Why would you drag your feet when you have a baby with another woman? Surely you can't have us both, although knowing the type of person he is he will try.
Meanwhile, I am not pissed at Harley. A lot can get lost in the translation of a text. For a while it seemed like she was standing up for the Homewrecker and that I should be more mad at WOS. Since her husband cheated on her too I thought it was funny that she was saying those things. I thought maybe since she was friends with WOS that was swaying her, but after some careful wording and an explanation that I thought she was doing she quickly explained. Thank God because I don't know what I would do if I lost her now.
I have been on a cigarette, alcohol and Mt. Dew diet since Sunday and while it has definately helped me fit into numerous clothes, it also has wrecked my body for workouts and runs. Only 3 days till all my parties are over though so I may as well finish it out.
I am not this kind of a person if I am dating someone and it doesn't work out. I chalk it up to a CBE and move on. All I really want is a divorce. Why would you drag your feet when you have a baby with another woman? Surely you can't have us both, although knowing the type of person he is he will try.
Meanwhile, I am not pissed at Harley. A lot can get lost in the translation of a text. For a while it seemed like she was standing up for the Homewrecker and that I should be more mad at WOS. Since her husband cheated on her too I thought it was funny that she was saying those things. I thought maybe since she was friends with WOS that was swaying her, but after some careful wording and an explanation that I thought she was doing she quickly explained. Thank God because I don't know what I would do if I lost her now.
I have been on a cigarette, alcohol and Mt. Dew diet since Sunday and while it has definately helped me fit into numerous clothes, it also has wrecked my body for workouts and runs. Only 3 days till all my parties are over though so I may as well finish it out.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Too Much Drama And A Booty Call
WOS called Harley and told her he forgave her for telling me. Thanks for apologizing to me for fucking around on me when you told me you wanted to work on our marriage. He told her he was looking at the ad and it was a really nice picture of him. He said that he was really shocked I did that because it wasn't in my personality. Well crack head, I had never been cheated on by a husband before so I didn't know it either. I take that back. I knew I had that side, I just try to keep it VERY well hidden because I don't want to rot in the depths of hell for all the things I could do to people. At least if I do I will have lots of friends down there with me.
He also said that if I ran it that it would look really good in court for him because it was slander. WTF?!!!? It's only slander if it isn't true, but you have been calling it your baby for 3 months so if you get a blood test and it isn't truethen I will print a retraction. And how is having a love child with a woman who is married to a different man and you are married to me going to make you look good in court?! Delusional. I am not dealing with a full 8 ball on that one. (I am so naive to coke that I don't even know what an 8 ball is. Don't tell me, the less I know the better!)
As far as the in-laws go...Talked to Dad and Mom Sunday night. I think I wrote about that, if not I will in the next post. Talked with SIL last night. I just called to tell her about the ad and that I would not accept any communication from him at all so if he tried to turn him down. She said I am so sorry I wanted to tell you and I stopped her. I told her that I honestly didn't care WOS had a baby I was more upset because I thought I was family too. I said that if the roles had been reversed I can honestly say that I would have told, or at least hinted there was a secret and to ask him about it. I told her that while I could understand the position they were in I could not understand their betrayal and that I wasn't ready to discuss this any further because I still needing to process this. She asked if my daughter was still spending the night on Saturday and I said yes. SIL said that she was very excited and looking forward to it.
I sent RG a text that went something like:
ME: Busy Later
RG: Working till 1 or so.
ME: Dont' care.
I just need 20 minute hate sex so stop by on your way home, fuck me fast and leave. (I really did not expect a response since I obviously had no tact and who wants to have hate sex. I was fully propared to go run 4 miles then text him and apologize for being heavily intoxicated.) What did I get? A response!
RG: I will give ya a call when I am off.
(Just the fact that he was willing to do that for me made me feel so much better.)
ME: Thank you for not being the icing. Unless you really want sex you are off the hook. I couldn't have hate sex with you anyway. A 20 minute quickie yes.
RG: I will call when I get off work.
If I didn't love this man before I do now. Not because I love him but because of how it made me feel to know that he still wnted to be with me. I am having a very hard time right now with my sister's wedding coming up while I have a pending divorce, with WOS having somone in his life while I have no one, with WOS having another baby when he didn't want it but I do so very badly. This is what keeps me up crying at night. As dysfunctional as the relationship between WOS and HW is, and I know it won't last, he still had someone to go home to where as I don't even have a last call of the night. I feel so alone. The comment that RG made just made me feel like someone cares even though I know it is just pretend and not real love it helps get me past my moments of depression. RG will never realize what he did for me just by saying that. It doesn't matter if he doesn't stop by, at least he said the right thing.
I weighed in yesterday and the scale said 171.5! So close to the 160's but so far away. With all the shit from the last 3 days I haven't worked out at all until tonight. WOS thought he had a hot wife before, he is going to really think I am hot by summer.
Beer is calling. It helps the tears go down.
He also said that if I ran it that it would look really good in court for him because it was slander. WTF?!!!? It's only slander if it isn't true, but you have been calling it your baby for 3 months so if you get a blood test and it isn't truethen I will print a retraction. And how is having a love child with a woman who is married to a different man and you are married to me going to make you look good in court?! Delusional. I am not dealing with a full 8 ball on that one. (I am so naive to coke that I don't even know what an 8 ball is. Don't tell me, the less I know the better!)
As far as the in-laws go...Talked to Dad and Mom Sunday night. I think I wrote about that, if not I will in the next post. Talked with SIL last night. I just called to tell her about the ad and that I would not accept any communication from him at all so if he tried to turn him down. She said I am so sorry I wanted to tell you and I stopped her. I told her that I honestly didn't care WOS had a baby I was more upset because I thought I was family too. I said that if the roles had been reversed I can honestly say that I would have told, or at least hinted there was a secret and to ask him about it. I told her that while I could understand the position they were in I could not understand their betrayal and that I wasn't ready to discuss this any further because I still needing to process this. She asked if my daughter was still spending the night on Saturday and I said yes. SIL said that she was very excited and looking forward to it.
I sent RG a text that went something like:
ME: Busy Later
RG: Working till 1 or so.
ME: Dont' care.
I just need 20 minute hate sex so stop by on your way home, fuck me fast and leave. (I really did not expect a response since I obviously had no tact and who wants to have hate sex. I was fully propared to go run 4 miles then text him and apologize for being heavily intoxicated.) What did I get? A response!
RG: I will give ya a call when I am off.
(Just the fact that he was willing to do that for me made me feel so much better.)
ME: Thank you for not being the icing. Unless you really want sex you are off the hook. I couldn't have hate sex with you anyway. A 20 minute quickie yes.
RG: I will call when I get off work.
If I didn't love this man before I do now. Not because I love him but because of how it made me feel to know that he still wnted to be with me. I am having a very hard time right now with my sister's wedding coming up while I have a pending divorce, with WOS having somone in his life while I have no one, with WOS having another baby when he didn't want it but I do so very badly. This is what keeps me up crying at night. As dysfunctional as the relationship between WOS and HW is, and I know it won't last, he still had someone to go home to where as I don't even have a last call of the night. I feel so alone. The comment that RG made just made me feel like someone cares even though I know it is just pretend and not real love it helps get me past my moments of depression. RG will never realize what he did for me just by saying that. It doesn't matter if he doesn't stop by, at least he said the right thing.
I weighed in yesterday and the scale said 171.5! So close to the 160's but so far away. With all the shit from the last 3 days I haven't worked out at all until tonight. WOS thought he had a hot wife before, he is going to really think I am hot by summer.
Beer is calling. It helps the tears go down.
People Suck
I think I can count on one hand right now the number of people that I am not pissed off at.
I went down to Arby's and asked to speak to HW or another manager. HW was not at work so I asked if I could leave something for her. I handed the ad to the manager and said please just tell her that if my husband doesn't sign the papers by Friday the greater metro area will know what a homewrecking whore she really is. The manager looked at the ad and looked at me and said ok.
Harley Chick called and said that HW had called her about WOS. He ranted all night long about me being a bitch and Harley being a bitch and everyone was a bitch and how is he supposed to get his life together when all people want to do is sabotage him. HW told Harley that I still let him see his daughter last night. Harely said "No she didn't." WOS told HW that I told him he could see his daughter if he gave me $20 so being the stupid whore she is, she gave it to him.
Harley called a few minutes ago and said that the GM had called HW and told her I had been there. She said that she wasn't mad but can understand how I am and if if she was in my shoes she would be mad too. How fucking sweet!
HW told Harley she doesn't care if I run the ad because her family already knows and the only ones who don't are WOS's family. My response was that if she planned to be with WOS and the ad runs they may not accept her and the baby because she was a homewrecker since she was fucking my husband while we were trying to work it out. She needed to consider that.
Then Harley pissed me off. That is a whole other story and right now I think I need to go run so i don't murder someone.
I went down to Arby's and asked to speak to HW or another manager. HW was not at work so I asked if I could leave something for her. I handed the ad to the manager and said please just tell her that if my husband doesn't sign the papers by Friday the greater metro area will know what a homewrecking whore she really is. The manager looked at the ad and looked at me and said ok.
Harley Chick called and said that HW had called her about WOS. He ranted all night long about me being a bitch and Harley being a bitch and everyone was a bitch and how is he supposed to get his life together when all people want to do is sabotage him. HW told Harley that I still let him see his daughter last night. Harely said "No she didn't." WOS told HW that I told him he could see his daughter if he gave me $20 so being the stupid whore she is, she gave it to him.
Harley called a few minutes ago and said that the GM had called HW and told her I had been there. She said that she wasn't mad but can understand how I am and if if she was in my shoes she would be mad too. How fucking sweet!
HW told Harley she doesn't care if I run the ad because her family already knows and the only ones who don't are WOS's family. My response was that if she planned to be with WOS and the ad runs they may not accept her and the baby because she was a homewrecker since she was fucking my husband while we were trying to work it out. She needed to consider that.
Then Harley pissed me off. That is a whole other story and right now I think I need to go run so i don't murder someone.
Update
I know you are all dying to know what happened. It didn't quite go as I had hoped and I didn't get to see his face. He was blowing up Harley Chicks phone so I started blowing him up. He finally answered and I asked him if he was going to come see his daughter. He said yes, after 7. I told him to forget it. She deserves better than less than an hour of his time. I told him that his lawyer had copies of the papers and that he needed to sign by Friday or I was putting an ad in the paper that would run every Sunday until he did. I told him about the ad (see previous posts) and unless he wanted his Grandpa to find out he had cheated on me this way then they had to be signed. I then said that his family and all of his friends new that HW had lied and new about me before she started fucking my husband. So now instead of a dirty, worthless, homewrecking whore she was now a lying dirty, worthless, homewrecking whore. I told him that I would be stopping by her work to drop off a copy of the add so that he could see. it first.I said he is nothing more than a sperm donor and will never be a father to any of his kids. I will not let my daughter around trash like you people. You are nothing more than a coke addict and never will be. You are a sorry wothless piece of shit and you should have signed the papers weeks ago. To which he said he tried and started to give me excuses and I said I was not going to listen to any of his pity party crack head excuses. I said that I hadn't had sex in a year so now I was really fucking pissed and I was going to go through my call log and see who could help me out. He said I'm sure RG will be right there. I told him you'd be surprised. I said I will not receive any contact what-so-ever from him until my lawyer calls and says it's done. Since you haven't paid you now do not get to see your daughter and leave me alone. He made up some lame ass excuse about having to go because his dad was calling and he would call me back. I said don't bother because our communication is done until my lawyer's office calls. I hung up. No one has heard from either of them. I am now on my way to Arby's where the home wrecking whore works so I will let you know how that goes later.
I feel free and alive. I hate being the exwife I didn't want to turn into but I have realized that I am not dealing with a "normal" divorce.
I feel free and alive. I hate being the exwife I didn't want to turn into but I have realized that I am not dealing with a "normal" divorce.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Dealing
So I am sober (at least semi) and here is what I have done so far. I bought the card.
On the inside I wrote I hope you are a better father to this one than you were/are to ours. Love, Your Wife D
Next I have got an ad that I am going to run in the Announcement portion of our newspaper on Sundays. It will start on Easter Sunday and run every Sunday until he signs the papers. It is a picture of WOS in his tuxedo on the day he married me and the caption reads: Congrats Joe Smith and Jane Turner on the birth of your son. I hope you are a better father to this one than you were/are to ours. Love, Your Wife D.
I called my lawyer first thing this morning and had the papers redrawn. He thought he was getting fucked before. He will now know the meaning to the term bent over and grabbed ankles. He was supposed to come over tonight but I don't think he's going to make it so I will give him until 7pm then I am just going to call him and have him put me on speaker phone so the Homewrecker can hear me. He has until Friday to sign the papers or terminate his rights to my daughter or the ad is going in. That should freak the bitch out. Then I am going to tell them that I will drop off the ad at her work and if she isn't there I will leave it with her employees to give to her. I am going to tell WOS that I will not accept any form of communication from him until my lawyers office calls and says it's done. I will never call HW's phone again and she will never see or hear from me again after I drop off the ad. I will then call his "wonderful " family members and tell them about the ad as well. If I am going to run a smear campaign may as well do it right. My hope is that he will have so much pressure that they will be signed by Friday at the latest.
As soon as they are signed I have a baby gift for them. I found a onesie that says "If you think I handsome you should see my daddy." I am going to get an iron on and use my handy dandy printer to add...who is a cocaine addict and my mommy is a homewrecking whore.
I guess he knows. I will just call him now.
On the inside I wrote I hope you are a better father to this one than you were/are to ours. Love, Your Wife D
Next I have got an ad that I am going to run in the Announcement portion of our newspaper on Sundays. It will start on Easter Sunday and run every Sunday until he signs the papers. It is a picture of WOS in his tuxedo on the day he married me and the caption reads: Congrats Joe Smith and Jane Turner on the birth of your son. I hope you are a better father to this one than you were/are to ours. Love, Your Wife D.
I called my lawyer first thing this morning and had the papers redrawn. He thought he was getting fucked before. He will now know the meaning to the term bent over and grabbed ankles. He was supposed to come over tonight but I don't think he's going to make it so I will give him until 7pm then I am just going to call him and have him put me on speaker phone so the Homewrecker can hear me. He has until Friday to sign the papers or terminate his rights to my daughter or the ad is going in. That should freak the bitch out. Then I am going to tell them that I will drop off the ad at her work and if she isn't there I will leave it with her employees to give to her. I am going to tell WOS that I will not accept any form of communication from him until my lawyers office calls and says it's done. I will never call HW's phone again and she will never see or hear from me again after I drop off the ad. I will then call his "wonderful " family members and tell them about the ad as well. If I am going to run a smear campaign may as well do it right. My hope is that he will have so much pressure that they will be signed by Friday at the latest.
As soon as they are signed I have a baby gift for them. I found a onesie that says "If you think I handsome you should see my daddy." I am going to get an iron on and use my handy dandy printer to add...who is a cocaine addict and my mommy is a homewrecking whore.
I guess he knows. I will just call him now.
Processing
If you haven't read What The Fuck and Mastercard yet read those first or this will make no sense.
So I know better than to blog when I am drunk, HOWEVER...I have good reason to tonight so here goes step 1 in my processing. I don't hate WOS. To be brutally honest, I don't care. What does bother me is the following...
I am not sure how I feel about my in-laws. I can understand their position but I am having a big issue with their not at least giving me a clue such as....
a. Ask WOS if there is anything he needs to tell you
b. WOS has a secret and you need to ask him what it is
c. We LOVE you and your daughter so you need to know that he may be a dad
I would have been fine with any of the above but for everyone to know and for me to be the last to find out really makes me feel stupid. I sent a tet to everyone in his family. it said, "I know." the only one with enough courage to call me back was his dad. Now I have the feeling that they are all talking about me behind my back to figure out what is the best way to deal with the situation and me. My daughter is supposed to spend the night with my sister-in-law on Saturday and I am half tempted to call and say "Sorry, she has a fever." If people who are supposed to love and respect me can pull this shit behind my back when I have gone out of my way to try and include them in all aspects of my daughters life are going to completely disrespect me at a time like this why should I try anymore?!
A good friend told me to go ahead and drop her off but to not go out of my way to be my usually friendly self. Take the high road and always be classy. Sometimes I hate that I was raised that way. It took someone that I have known for 3 months to tell me something that people I have known for 5 years couldn't, where is your loyalty? What the fuck has Waste of Space done for any of you but cause you pain and heartbreak?! Did you really think he was going to do the right thing and tell me after years of cheating and lying to me?!
I thought it was funny that he was asking about if I had copies of the current divorce papers on file. Then his dad asked me if he had signed the papers yet. Sorry fucker...that deal is now off the table. My daughter is not going to suffer because you stuck your dick in a whore that already had 4 kids. That alone should have told you "Fertile Myrtle."
He told Harley Chick that she would have to help Homewrecker because he wasn't going to be a part of this kids life. Way to take responsibility for either of your kids you low life fuck!
This wasn't the interesting stuff I was hoping to be able to write about. Hopefully after conferring with my attorney tomorrow I will have an interesting twist to add.
So I know better than to blog when I am drunk, HOWEVER...I have good reason to tonight so here goes step 1 in my processing. I don't hate WOS. To be brutally honest, I don't care. What does bother me is the following...
I am not sure how I feel about my in-laws. I can understand their position but I am having a big issue with their not at least giving me a clue such as....
a. Ask WOS if there is anything he needs to tell you
b. WOS has a secret and you need to ask him what it is
c. We LOVE you and your daughter so you need to know that he may be a dad
I would have been fine with any of the above but for everyone to know and for me to be the last to find out really makes me feel stupid. I sent a tet to everyone in his family. it said, "I know." the only one with enough courage to call me back was his dad. Now I have the feeling that they are all talking about me behind my back to figure out what is the best way to deal with the situation and me. My daughter is supposed to spend the night with my sister-in-law on Saturday and I am half tempted to call and say "Sorry, she has a fever." If people who are supposed to love and respect me can pull this shit behind my back when I have gone out of my way to try and include them in all aspects of my daughters life are going to completely disrespect me at a time like this why should I try anymore?!
A good friend told me to go ahead and drop her off but to not go out of my way to be my usually friendly self. Take the high road and always be classy. Sometimes I hate that I was raised that way. It took someone that I have known for 3 months to tell me something that people I have known for 5 years couldn't, where is your loyalty? What the fuck has Waste of Space done for any of you but cause you pain and heartbreak?! Did you really think he was going to do the right thing and tell me after years of cheating and lying to me?!
I thought it was funny that he was asking about if I had copies of the current divorce papers on file. Then his dad asked me if he had signed the papers yet. Sorry fucker...that deal is now off the table. My daughter is not going to suffer because you stuck your dick in a whore that already had 4 kids. That alone should have told you "Fertile Myrtle."
He told Harley Chick that she would have to help Homewrecker because he wasn't going to be a part of this kids life. Way to take responsibility for either of your kids you low life fuck!
This wasn't the interesting stuff I was hoping to be able to write about. Hopefully after conferring with my attorney tomorrow I will have an interesting twist to add.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
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What The Fuck!!!
So I just found out that my loser, whore, soon to be exhusband is a daddy!!! He has a 3 month old son. How do I process this!?
Surprise, Surprise
So after my post last night I was minding my own business getting things in line for the bachlorette party when I receive a text. It is RG wondering if I want company later. WTF? Well I guess there is a first time for everything. I could not believe that he just booty called me. Of course I took him up on it!
After an hour and a half of porn sex I was so tired. I don't think I will be able to have sex for a week. I think he purposely does me for so long so he only has to do it once every two weeks. I pulled my little silver bullet into the mix. I don't know whether he had ever had toys in the mix before (I am sure he has because he seems rather experienced.)
He was giving me a hard time about my rack in the bathroom with all my lotions, shampoos, powders, etc. He asked if I had crack in their too. So then he playfully started teasing me about having crack in my house. I told him that I don't make fun of him about his bar whores so he isn't allowed to poke fun at me for my crack whore exhusband. He laughed and agreed.
I still need to have "the boundary talk." I did mention that Saturday is the bachlorette party and that I will be in Milwaukee for 3 days. He asked if i was going to get in trouble. I told him that I was going to TRY and be good but that I couldn't make any promises. That should have made him worry a little if he cares at all. Maybe I will bite the bullet and booty call him after the party.
P.S. MG I let him do it. It was...different?!.
After an hour and a half of porn sex I was so tired. I don't think I will be able to have sex for a week. I think he purposely does me for so long so he only has to do it once every two weeks. I pulled my little silver bullet into the mix. I don't know whether he had ever had toys in the mix before (I am sure he has because he seems rather experienced.)
He was giving me a hard time about my rack in the bathroom with all my lotions, shampoos, powders, etc. He asked if I had crack in their too. So then he playfully started teasing me about having crack in my house. I told him that I don't make fun of him about his bar whores so he isn't allowed to poke fun at me for my crack whore exhusband. He laughed and agreed.
I still need to have "the boundary talk." I did mention that Saturday is the bachlorette party and that I will be in Milwaukee for 3 days. He asked if i was going to get in trouble. I told him that I was going to TRY and be good but that I couldn't make any promises. That should have made him worry a little if he cares at all. Maybe I will bite the bullet and booty call him after the party.
P.S. MG I let him do it. It was...different?!.
Saturday, March 08, 2008
Dull
My life has been pretty uneventful lately. WOS has a job I guess so I called Child Support Recovery Services to see if he had turned in anything and they said no...so I turned it in. He was going to try and get a week or more without having to pay but lucky for me Harley Chick called to let me know. Stupid, stupid crackhead!
I went to Outback with her and one of her friends last night and had TOO MUCH wine. I came home drunk and masturbated but I really just need some dick because it didn't do me any good. Maybe I was too drunk. What a waste of my time. No I have not made a booty call to RG nor am I going to. He knows where to find me if he wants some but I am too hot to beg for sex from anyone.
I have discovered a new blog that I LOVE! TrueHookupConfessions.com. It is along the lines of Post Secret but it is all about dating, love and sex. FUNNY SHIT!!
On even less exciting things...I have started potty training for my daughter. I registered her for preschool next year and I can't believe she will be in school! Hard to believe she will be 3 in June and that I have done this by myself for so long. I don't know if I can do this by myself any longer. Some days it is SO hard. I won't have kids past 35 due to all the problems that may come along but if I am better off a year from now then maybe I can do it on my own and I may see if a "donation" can be made so I can have another before the big 35. If I can get the finances figured out then I wouldn't be stressing so much. I just want my kids to have more than I did.
well motherhood calls so I am off. I expect to have all kinds of good things to report next weekend. It is the bachlorette party afterall.
I went to Outback with her and one of her friends last night and had TOO MUCH wine. I came home drunk and masturbated but I really just need some dick because it didn't do me any good. Maybe I was too drunk. What a waste of my time. No I have not made a booty call to RG nor am I going to. He knows where to find me if he wants some but I am too hot to beg for sex from anyone.
I have discovered a new blog that I LOVE! TrueHookupConfessions.com. It is along the lines of Post Secret but it is all about dating, love and sex. FUNNY SHIT!!
On even less exciting things...I have started potty training for my daughter. I registered her for preschool next year and I can't believe she will be in school! Hard to believe she will be 3 in June and that I have done this by myself for so long. I don't know if I can do this by myself any longer. Some days it is SO hard. I won't have kids past 35 due to all the problems that may come along but if I am better off a year from now then maybe I can do it on my own and I may see if a "donation" can be made so I can have another before the big 35. If I can get the finances figured out then I wouldn't be stressing so much. I just want my kids to have more than I did.
well motherhood calls so I am off. I expect to have all kinds of good things to report next weekend. It is the bachlorette party afterall.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Waste of Space
WOS called on Monday. I ripped him a new one due to some medical bills that are coming in for our daughter and he said "I have bills too." I told him too bad and for once he needs to put her needs first. He said he was trying and I told him "BULLSHIT-Get a job." He remarked that he had so many applications out it would make my head spin. I came back with "How many interviews have you failed because you couldn't pass a drug test." He said he would talk to me tomorrow. That's one way to get rid of him.
WOS called on Tuesday (I think) and I asked him if he passed his drug test. He asked how I knew he had a job and I told him that he had told me. He said he hadn't gone yet. He is either lying to me or Harley Chick. We tried to catch him in his own lie but he won't call either one of us. Does he really think we are that stupid!?!
This is Thursday and I haven't heard from him since Tuesday. ROCK ON!!
In other news...haven't heard from RG. Bachlorette party is closing in (March 15.) I am wearing a skirt that used to not fit. I have not completed my New Years Resolution to have a "real" date by the end of February. Less than a month and I am in Milwaukee for a 3 day, drunken bootyfest weekend!
WOS called on Tuesday (I think) and I asked him if he passed his drug test. He asked how I knew he had a job and I told him that he had told me. He said he hadn't gone yet. He is either lying to me or Harley Chick. We tried to catch him in his own lie but he won't call either one of us. Does he really think we are that stupid!?!
This is Thursday and I haven't heard from him since Tuesday. ROCK ON!!
In other news...haven't heard from RG. Bachlorette party is closing in (March 15.) I am wearing a skirt that used to not fit. I have not completed my New Years Resolution to have a "real" date by the end of February. Less than a month and I am in Milwaukee for a 3 day, drunken bootyfest weekend!
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Booty Call?
So when I was going through and deleting text messages I accidently hit the resend button on one to RG. SHIT. I sent another one saying sorry wrong button and saying that it was a good thing he had plans the night before since I was so horny I may have hurt him. I will always keep things light and funny. It's not in my nature to carry grudges. He did respond which was nice and then a little banter started. I asked him if he can do text sex. His response was he would rather do the real thing. Was this an invitation?I was hopig not because it was really lame. If you want to come screw me just say so. A little more banter and he had to go for the night. So much for that! Maybe I will just screw his best friend. It was a toss up who to hit on since both men are TOTALLY fuckable. I went with the one that I thought wasn't as dirty and that I know better. I may have been wrong there too. Who knows, who cares. I have more important things to worry about such as...
1.I get almost $4000 back from the tax man! That gives me a little breathing room. WOS supposedly has a job. For a week anyway until the drug test again. Harley Chick and I have bets on how long he will last. It would be nice if I could get copies of all his employment drug tests to use in court but I think that is impossible.
2.I think my 80 gazillion ab exercises I have been doing are paying off. I was (am) just getting impatient. I am not usually a "NOW" person except when it comes to orgasms and getting my hot body back.
3. No WOS last night. No call no nothing. I love those nights!
4. I have so much work to do for my sisters party that I am slightly overwhelmed. I am hoping that my refund check will be here. If not I will have to borrow from Mommy and Daddy for 3 days till the direct deposit goes through. It will be close.
5. I mixed up my workout routine last night and I feel better today. I hate routine so I love changing things and keeping my body guessing. Guessing when your next sexual encounter is going to happen is not so great. Working out makes me horny. If I don't have sex soon I may die, or go crazy.
1.I get almost $4000 back from the tax man! That gives me a little breathing room. WOS supposedly has a job. For a week anyway until the drug test again. Harley Chick and I have bets on how long he will last. It would be nice if I could get copies of all his employment drug tests to use in court but I think that is impossible.
2.I think my 80 gazillion ab exercises I have been doing are paying off. I was (am) just getting impatient. I am not usually a "NOW" person except when it comes to orgasms and getting my hot body back.
3. No WOS last night. No call no nothing. I love those nights!
4. I have so much work to do for my sisters party that I am slightly overwhelmed. I am hoping that my refund check will be here. If not I will have to borrow from Mommy and Daddy for 3 days till the direct deposit goes through. It will be close.
5. I mixed up my workout routine last night and I feel better today. I hate routine so I love changing things and keeping my body guessing. Guessing when your next sexual encounter is going to happen is not so great. Working out makes me horny. If I don't have sex soon I may die, or go crazy.
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Things Not To Say
If a hot chick makes a booty call to you DO NOT reply with the word "Maybe." What the fuck kind of response is maybe. You are either free and interested or have plans but can raincheck another time. I am throughly confused, when , if you are just having No Strings Attached sex, is something you should not be. RG tells me in Fun City that he doesn't want me fucking anyone else. Then turns around and gives me a maybe. Is he into our sexcapades or not? I seem to think "or not" because I am the one who always makes the call or text. But he has never outright told me no either. RG told me maybe last night. I told him he was a stupid fuck because I offered sex and he said maybe. So maybe next time. He came back with he had friends in town and said it would be late so it was my call or he was free eariler. I told him that if there is a next time it's his call to make but not to worry because we are good. I am not going to ruin a great friendship over sex. It just bothers me that I always have to be the one to make the call. So I am off to find a back up. I want someone who will call me too. (What does your "book" say about that situation MG?)Read On....
Went with my sister and our friend to "our bar". While we were innocently drinking and playing Big Buck Hunter a fun, decent looking guy comes over and chats us up. Our friend is always an instigator and convinces him to try and touch the ceiling.
(13 feet high) He begins to disrobe, ie. takes off the warm up pants and sweat shirt and proceeds to try. Never makes it but then they start talking about muscles. He does a little dance and our friend asks him if he can strip for my sisters' bachlorette party. He proceeds to give us a preview. First he shows us his butt. Ladies, this is the kind of butt that we masturbate to. Tight, high tan...you could seriously bounce quarters off it. Next his abs...need to do some laundry? If he was a slight better looking I would have made him my new fuck friend. Anyway, he then did a lap dance for us...using my lap. Pulled the front of my shirt down and used tongue from my cleavage to my ear. The rest of the night he made it very known that he was all about me. Very touchy feely and quite verbal. I had been drinking tequilla and with a semi-decent looking man giving me all this fabulous attention it is no wonder i was horny. I should have made him my booty call and gotten it out of my system. Thank God we had gone to the porn store before all the margs because I came home alone and needed a release.
It is Sunday night and WOS is supposed to report for a drug test for a job. Harley Chick (our friend that just got divorced) asked him if he would be able to pass the piss test. His reply was "I hope so!" Stupid fuck!
I left my coat at the bar but left feeling VERY good about myself. I just wish I wasn't still so damn horny!
Went with my sister and our friend to "our bar". While we were innocently drinking and playing Big Buck Hunter a fun, decent looking guy comes over and chats us up. Our friend is always an instigator and convinces him to try and touch the ceiling.
(13 feet high) He begins to disrobe, ie. takes off the warm up pants and sweat shirt and proceeds to try. Never makes it but then they start talking about muscles. He does a little dance and our friend asks him if he can strip for my sisters' bachlorette party. He proceeds to give us a preview. First he shows us his butt. Ladies, this is the kind of butt that we masturbate to. Tight, high tan...you could seriously bounce quarters off it. Next his abs...need to do some laundry? If he was a slight better looking I would have made him my new fuck friend. Anyway, he then did a lap dance for us...using my lap. Pulled the front of my shirt down and used tongue from my cleavage to my ear. The rest of the night he made it very known that he was all about me. Very touchy feely and quite verbal. I had been drinking tequilla and with a semi-decent looking man giving me all this fabulous attention it is no wonder i was horny. I should have made him my booty call and gotten it out of my system. Thank God we had gone to the porn store before all the margs because I came home alone and needed a release.
It is Sunday night and WOS is supposed to report for a drug test for a job. Harley Chick (our friend that just got divorced) asked him if he would be able to pass the piss test. His reply was "I hope so!" Stupid fuck!
I left my coat at the bar but left feeling VERY good about myself. I just wish I wasn't still so damn horny!
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